GDT: Season Opener Game 1: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens 10/9/24 7:00pm EST: SN, TVAS

[Kimota]

i imagine they'll do like the Spanish do, have a convention for dropping them for everyday use. but they can still recite their family lineage to the 10th name if necessary

So like, one would be "mother-f***er" for a whole day.

 

[Non Player Canadiens]

Was up in Quebec City this summer and had some beers from Pit Caribou. If I could drink those I'd be happy, but can't find them in Southern Ontario.

now yer talkin

 

[JimBoKW]

So far Monty looks realy good, and Savard is solid, our best D tonight.
Ghule is strugling, missing training camp did not help.
He’s losing most puck battles in the corners and behind the net.
Armia is on one of his 6/7 game Casper the ghost nights

Armia has played 11 mins, has 2 shots, 2 hits and helped kill 3 penalties.

 

[habsfan891]

The difference between your mom and the Titanic is that we know how many men went down on the Titanic; the most recent one I heard that cracked me up.

Oldie but a good one I heard was Your momma so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house lol

 

[EveryDay]

It is almost time to trade for a top 4 RD. I feel it would be a huge help to the D-corps.

Rasmus Anderson would be a dream.

Guhle-Anderson

 

[McGuires Corndog]

We're out here talking about drinks and making jokes.

Meanwhile the leafs are already in panic mode.

Feels good

If anything the Leafs should be calm and collected. Every year Matthews goes out and scores 10 goals in the first 5 games and then disappears in April.

Maybe this is their year

 

[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

Man Igor refusing 11.5m a year is crazy. Yuck

 

[McGees]

I need a replay of the fat f*** hit on domi

You know if it was a Hab getting hit Sportsnet would be playing it before every commercial

 

[Habs10Habs]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844174079068164490

I could watch that over and over again.

 

[waitin425]

now yer talkin

I can talk beers all day. Love so many different Ambers. Just crushing the swill tonight, for the low calories and it's easy pickings at the LCBO.

 

[YukonCornelius 5thOA]

Oldie but a good one I heard was Your momma so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house lol

Yep, that's a classic.

I like your momma's so fat she bleeds gravy myself.

 

[EveryDay]

We're out here talking about drinks and making jokes.

Meanwhile the leafs are already in panic mode.

Feels good

Yeah but the tide could turn within a few seconds in the 3rd.

 

[Andy]

ABB looks great. This coming from someone who recently called him an AHLer

 

[Non Player Canadiens]

I can talk beers all day. Love so many different Ambers. Just crushing the swill tonight, for the low calories and it's easy pickings at the LCBO.

hell yeah, this is me tonight

Oktoberfest — Zero Gravity

www.zerogravitybeer.com

 

[Kimota]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844174079068164490

THIS is what being physical does to a crowd and to the players on the ice. Remember that Mr. Hughes!

 

[sheed36]

It's been awhile since I heard a good Mom's joke. The last one I heard was.

Friend "How come you're so fat?"
H10H "Cause everytime I have sex with your Mom. She makes me a sandwich"

And that's how you end up looking like this later in life.

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

Man Igor refusing 11.5m a year is crazy. Yuck

Swayman gave him the 'talk'

 

[McGuires Corndog]

ABB looks great. This coming from someone who recently called him an AHLer

He’d look a lot better if he dropped one of his names

 

[JoelWarlord]

Also I think we're gonna extend Savard, don't mind it honestly

 

[The Real Timo]

I could watch that over and over again.

Le Gros Dave!

 

[Kobe Armstrong]

Man Igor refusing 11.5m a year is crazy. Yuck

He's coming home

 

[Rapala]

I didnt want Barre-boulet in but he's been pretty good tonight honestly

I'm impressed with his brain and he moves at light speed compared to Roy.
Would actually make a good Bell Fibre high speed internet commercial.

 

[domiwroze]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844174079068164490

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

This is why you need someone that moves alot . We have Hutson. Subban and Markov did it and we had success.

Dach on the PP? Not sure I'd have him on the PP 1 maybe PP 2...Hutson is going to be a Star in time

 

[Skip Bayless]

Dach and Slaf, the new dynamic no-shoot duo.

Dach needs to play around the crease, I never liked him at the half wall.

Some asshole tried fighting me at Dominos half hour ago when I went to go pick up a pizza for me and my wife

Please give more details.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844174079068164490

240 pounds worth of Queue de Castor and poutine Chez la mère right there.