GDT: Season Opener Game 1: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens 10/9/24 7:00pm EST: SN, TVAS

[Kimota]

"Bro is my mother's name."

Gros-Bill Doc-Bro

I'm crying, bro!

 

[MXD]

1/4 oz of Triple Sec, 1/2 of Amaretto, 2oz of Rhum, fill the rest with Lemonade and a cherry.

Enjoy, thank me later.

If I'm having a drink, it's Dark&Stormy or nothing.

 

[OldCraig71]

Do you stir that cute little drink with a tampon? Sheesh

 

[Beendair Donedat]

Hutson has been very quiet, did very little with that 5 on 3.

He didn’t play on the 5-3.

 

[MarkJ]

Hutson has been very quiet, did very little with that 5 on 3.

#FireRotenberg

 

[Canadienna]

Where does Matheson fall in this

He's been okay...

I don't like his game personally, but I can recognize that he's not a bad player.

 

[Svedu]

Why isn't Kapanen playing?
Also, canadiens are just as good as leafs at 5v5. But... I have a feeling they will punish Canadiens easily if they get some PP in the third. Nylander, Matthews, perhaps even Tavares and Marner, they feel a lot more comfortable playing the PP than what Montreal are showing tonight.

 

[HabSgt]

Slaf: "What's with your hair my guy?"

 

[morhilane]

It's such a no brainer, I know he's showing respect to Matheson, but you have to do right by the team as well, not just individuals.

MSL said that Matheson started on PP1 because he was the vet last year.

 

[sukimono]

He didn’t play on the 5-3.

Hmm..

 

[EveryDay]

MTL best player so far in this game outside of the goaltender is Guhle. He's the best defenceman on the ice today.

 

[MXD]

"Bro is my mother's name."

Gros-Bill Doc-Bro

Breault/Brault being called Bro. Time-honored classic.

 

[xX SEYF Xx]

Nobody posted a tank thread yet, we good

 

[CaptnNemo]

To risk sounding like Don Cherry, but I don’t care.

What kind of man walks around with two last names?

It can also be 2 first names and 2 last names

Simon Benoit
Benoit Simon

 

[SlafySZN]

Why isn't Kapanen playing?
Also, canadiens are just as good as leafs at 5v5. But... I have a feeling they will punish Canadiens easily if they get some PP in the third. Nylander, Matthews, perhaps even Tavares and Marner, they feel a lot more comfortable playing the PP than what Montreal are showing tonight.

Kapanen will probably have his first game tomorrow or against Ottawa.

 

[sukimono]

Nobody posted a tank thread yet, we good

Game isn't over! Already have my draft ready to go

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

Dach is worthless if he doesn't shoot. They will easily stop his passes.

These are the moments which wins you the hockey games, 5 on 4, 5 on 3, and Matheson simply always f.ucks up these chances.
Like every fricking time!
I dont know if he turn his brain off, or is just that dumb, but its so painful to watch him on the PP.

It would help if the rest of thier players ever moved.

 

[domiwroze]

If I'm having a drink, it's Dark&Stormy or nothing.

Oh yea that's great too. I'm trying new things normally i'm a Whiskey/Scotch neat kinda guy but i'm trying to mix it up.

 

[the]

The 3rd period will be a slobberknocker.

 

[The Great Weal]

Nobody posted a tank thread yet, we good

All in on Post Malon...Martone!

 

[PavelBrendl]

Molson the sponsor of the Toronto Maple Leafs? The f*** is that all about?

 

[Kimota]

To risk sounding like Don Cherry, but I don’t care.

What kind of man walks around with two last names?

No Man I can recognize!

 

[CHwest]

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[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

My father was Jean Joseph Normand Armand, I shit you not.

A cousin of my grandpa was called Jean Herménégilde. I thought it was the name of a disease when i was younger

 

[Habs10Habs]

No, I normally ask your mom to do it for me.

It's been awhile since I heard a good Mom's joke. The last one I heard was.

Friend "How come you're so fat?"
H10H "Cause everytime I have sex with your Mom. She makes me a sandwich"