Injury Report: Saku Manalainen (Hand)

[bleedgreen]

He's sending a message to the organization: I'm having "surgery" on my "hand", give me more money

It’s the part where he’s not even hanging out with his teammates while having the surgery that makes me a little nauseous. Other guys have had extremities completely lopped off and they’re still there for the post game high fives. Or just five?

 

[tarheelhockey]

It’s the part where he’s not even hanging out with his teammates while having the surgery that makes me a little nauseous. Other guys have had extremities completely lopped off and they’re still there for the post game high fives. Or just five?

From what I hear, it's now a high five or a high four, depending on the hand.

 

[My Special Purpose]

The Hurricanes just announced that they have banned high-fives, and indeed all forms of celebratory body contact, due to potential for injury.

 

[tarheelhockey]

The Hurricanes just announced that they have banned high-fives, and indeed all forms of celebratory body contact, due to potential for injury.

But moments too late to save poor Teuvo, who is now sidelined with a major concussion

 

[bleedgreen]

Regardless, there’s too much smoke here to not be a fire. I’m glad Saku’s contract is done, we’re better without that type of guy.

And don’t get me started on Mrazek. I mean, the way he faked outrage at his “injury” while pulling himself out of the game. It’s like he was flipping us all the bird.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Regardless, there’s too much smoke here to not be a fire. I’m glad Saku’s contract is done, we’re better without that type of guy.

And don’t get me started on Mrazek. I mean, the way he faked outrage at his “injury” while pulling himself out of the game. It’s like he was flipping us all the bird.

I've never seen a player break his own stick so that he couldn't be forced to continue playing. This organization's better off without Jason Mrazek pulling stunts like that.

 

[My Special Purpose]

Regardless, there’s too much smoke here to not be a fire. I’m glad Saku’s contract is done, we’re better without that type of guy.

And don’t get me started on Mrazek. I mean, the way he faked outrage at his “injury” while pulling himself out of the game. It’s like he was flipping us all the bird.

I've never seen a player break his own stick so that he couldn't be forced to continue playing. This organization's better off without Jason Mrazek pulling stunts like that.

Y'all are going to get into trouble.

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Stubu]

I hope we resign Saku.

Is this it?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Regardless, there’s too much smoke here to not be a fire. I’m glad Saku’s contract is done, we’re better without that type of guy.

And don’t get me started on Mrazek. I mean, the way he faked outrage at his “injury” while pulling himself out of the game. It’s like he was flipping us all the bird.

When you can get Tripp saying that the org is disappointed in Saku, then you'll have your smoke, son.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Is this it?

That’s TD celebrating win #8.

 

[Tryamw]

Is this it?

I thought it was to let us know he died and funeral services would be on the 8th.

 

[MinJaBen]

Is this it?

Tried to resign him, but he only had eight fingers left after the surgery and couldn’t hold the pen.

 

[Roboturner913]

yeah, but he's Finnish. Couldn't he just sign it in fish blood or something?

 

[Stubu]

"Maenalanen" means Underhill. If he's actually a hobbit he can probably use his toes just as well. At least they don't wear shoes in the documentaries I've seen.

 

[Borsig]

Yall are wierd. I dont understand any of this.

 

[Stubu]

Yall are wierd. I dont understand any of this.

You will.

Then you'll greatly regret it.

If you thought the team is weird, you haven't seen the fan base yet.

 

[sheriff bart]

I've never seen a player break his own stick so that he couldn't be forced to continue playing. This organization's better off without Jason Mrazek pulling stunts like that.

Not only that, but it's a terrible way to treat your organization by destroying a valuable item like a goalie stick. Those things don't grow on trees, you know.

 

[TheBigKahuna]

I can confirm that Saku had both hips replaced, and now wears a gold grill.

I cannot confirm that he brought 6 strippers to the post game party though.

 

[Hinterland]

Not only that, but it's a terrible way to treat your organization by destroying a valuable item like a goalie stick. Those things don't grow on trees, you know.

No, but they're made from it
Well, at least they used to...not sure if any goalie uses them anymore.

 

[Stubu]

No, but they're made from it
Well, at least they used to...not sure if any goalie uses them anymore.

There's the ancient naval saying, "in the good old days ships were wood and men were steel!"

So in hockey terms... in the good old days sticks were wood and men were composite?

:: processing ::

:: is bad glitch ::

 

[sheriff bart]

No, but they're made from it.

Thank you for explaining my joke to the mentally impaired

 

[Justshootmore]

You will.

Then you'll greatly regret it.

If you thought the team is weird, you haven't seen the fan base yet.

I follow this board for a few years now, but that's definitely one of the weirder threads

 

[bleedgreen]

I can’t tell if everyone is picking up on this turning into a joke thread or not. Which is the beauty of the Canes board I suppose.

 

[Stubu]

Now Dundon done turn Maenalanen into a joke.