@sethro109 : Guys, I swear I just saw Landy's car in the players' parking lot. I have photographic evidence this time!
@RoyIsALegend : That's the same blurry photo you've been sharing for weeks. Could literally be any white SUV.
@sethro109 : No, no, look closer! That's DEFINITELY his license plate. Or at least I think it starts with the same letter.
@forsbergavs32 : I've been tracking his physical therapy appointments for months. My spreadsheet indicates his knee is at 98.7% strength. Tonight's the night!
@Bill Peckerskull : You guys are amateurs. I've had a telescope pointed at his kitchen window since 2022. He had steak last night. That's his "night before I play" meal.
@Ararana : Bill, we've talked about this. The restraining order means you need to stay 500 feet away from his house.
@Bill Peckerskull : It's a REALLY good telescope.
@the_fan : I have it on good authority (the barista at the coffee shop near the practice facility) that Landeskog ordered a "game day special" this morning!
@expatriatedtexan : Y'all are crazy. But also... I might have "accidentally" bumped into his wife at the grocery store yesterday and asked about his knee while pretending to be interested in the same brand of cereal.
@Foppa2118 : sigh As the voice of reason in this group, I feel obligated to remind everyone that the team has not made any official announcement yet.
@RoyIsALegend : GUYS! I just found a Swedish meatball recipe in Landeskog's trash! THIS IS HAPPENING!!
@Foppa2118 : How did you get his trash?!
@RoyIsALegend : I have my methods.
@Ararana : I've been interpreting his Instagram posts for subtle clues. His last story showed his dog wearing a blue collar. BLUE = AVALANCHE BLUE. HE'S TELLING US!
@sethro109 : I've been watching game tape from the 2022 Cup run on repeat for three years just to remember what he looks like on ice.
@Bill Peckerskull : Check my latest post! I managed to get a recording of him humming the goal horn sound while shopping for groceries yesterday!
@Foppa2118 : That's literally just a recording of someone pushing a shopping cart.
@Bill Peckerskull : Listen HARDER.
@expatriatedtexan : I've got my "Landeskog Is Back" banner ready. Been updating the date on it every game for three years.
@the_fan : My sources (my cousin's friend who works at a sporting goods store) says he bought new tape yesterday. STICK TAPE, NOT MEDICAL TAPE!
@forsbergavs32 : My Swedish language app says I'm now fluent enough to yell "WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN" in his native tongue when he steps on the ice.
@Ararana : We should coordinate our "Landeskog Is Back" t-shirts. I've printed a new one every month since his surgery.
@RoyIsALegend : The stars are aligning. Mercury is out of retrograde. Saturn is in the house of hockey. THE TIME IS NOW.
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