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GDT: S1G3 - Stars @ Avs - Low-Effort Gangstalking edition

Which Avs killer will have the best game?

  • The Moose

    Votes: 8 10.1%
  • Dutchy

    Votes: 9 11.4%
  • Kivi

    Votes: 18 22.8%
  • Pavelski (somehow)

    Votes: 44 55.7%

  • Total voters
    79

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@sethro109 : Guys, I swear I just saw Landy's car in the players' parking lot. I have photographic evidence this time!

@RoyIsALegend : That's the same blurry photo you've been sharing for weeks. Could literally be any white SUV.

@sethro109 : No, no, look closer! That's DEFINITELY his license plate. Or at least I think it starts with the same letter.

@forsbergavs32 : I've been tracking his physical therapy appointments for months. My spreadsheet indicates his knee is at 98.7% strength. Tonight's the night!

@Bill Peckerskull : You guys are amateurs. I've had a telescope pointed at his kitchen window since 2022. He had steak last night. That's his "night before I play" meal.

@Ararana : Bill, we've talked about this. The restraining order means you need to stay 500 feet away from his house.

@Bill Peckerskull : It's a REALLY good telescope.

@the_fan : I have it on good authority (the barista at the coffee shop near the practice facility) that Landeskog ordered a "game day special" this morning!

@expatriatedtexan : Y'all are crazy. But also... I might have "accidentally" bumped into his wife at the grocery store yesterday and asked about his knee while pretending to be interested in the same brand of cereal.

@Foppa2118 : sigh As the voice of reason in this group, I feel obligated to remind everyone that the team has not made any official announcement yet.

@RoyIsALegend : GUYS! I just found a Swedish meatball recipe in Landeskog's trash! THIS IS HAPPENING!!

@Foppa2118 : How did you get his trash?!

@RoyIsALegend : I have my methods.

@Ararana : I've been interpreting his Instagram posts for subtle clues. His last story showed his dog wearing a blue collar. BLUE = AVALANCHE BLUE. HE'S TELLING US!

@sethro109 : I've been watching game tape from the 2022 Cup run on repeat for three years just to remember what he looks like on ice.

@Bill Peckerskull : Check my latest post! I managed to get a recording of him humming the goal horn sound while shopping for groceries yesterday!

@Foppa2118 : That's literally just a recording of someone pushing a shopping cart.

@Bill Peckerskull : Listen HARDER.

@expatriatedtexan : I've got my "Landeskog Is Back" banner ready. Been updating the date on it every game for three years.

@the_fan : My sources (my cousin's friend who works at a sporting goods store) says he bought new tape yesterday. STICK TAPE, NOT MEDICAL TAPE!

@forsbergavs32 : My Swedish language app says I'm now fluent enough to yell "WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN" in his native tongue when he steps on the ice.

@Ararana : We should coordinate our "Landeskog Is Back" t-shirts. I've printed a new one every month since his surgery.

@RoyIsALegend : The stars are aligning. Mercury is out of retrograde. Saturn is in the house of hockey. THE TIME IS NOW.


Keys to the Game​

  1. Score more goals than Dallas

GDT Music​


 



@sethro109 : Guys, I swear I just saw Landy's car in the players' parking lot. I have photographic evidence this time!

@RoyIsALegend : That's the same blurry photo you've been sharing for weeks. Could literally be any white SUV.

@sethro109 : No, no, look closer! That's DEFINITELY his license plate. Or at least I think it starts with the same letter.

@forsbergavs32 : I've been tracking his physical therapy appointments for months. My spreadsheet indicates his knee is at 98.7% strength. Tonight's the night!

@Bill Peckerskull : You guys are amateurs. I've had a telescope pointed at his kitchen window since 2022. He had steak last night. That's his "night before I play" meal.

@Ararana : Bill, we've talked about this. The restraining order means you need to stay 500 feet away from his house.

@Bill Peckerskull : It's a REALLY good telescope.

@the_fan : I have it on good authority (the barista at the coffee shop near the practice facility) that Landeskog ordered a "game day special" this morning!

@expatriatedtexan : Y'all are crazy. But also... I might have "accidentally" bumped into his wife at the grocery store yesterday and asked about his knee while pretending to be interested in the same brand of cereal.

@Foppa2118 : sigh As the voice of reason in this group, I feel obligated to remind everyone that the team has not made any official announcement yet.

@RoyIsALegend : GUYS! I just found a Swedish meatball recipe in Landeskog's trash! THIS IS HAPPENING!!

@Foppa2118 : How did you get his trash?!

@RoyIsALegend : I have my methods.

@Ararana : I've been interpreting his Instagram posts for subtle clues. His last story showed his dog wearing a blue collar. BLUE = AVALANCHE BLUE. HE'S TELLING US!

@sethro109 : I've been watching game tape from the 2022 Cup run on repeat for three years just to remember what he looks like on ice.

@Bill Peckerskull : Check my latest post! I managed to get a recording of him humming the goal horn sound while shopping for groceries yesterday!

@Foppa2118 : That's literally just a recording of someone pushing a shopping cart.

@Bill Peckerskull : Listen HARDER.

@expatriatedtexan : I've got my "Landeskog Is Back" banner ready. Been updating the date on it every game for three years.

@the_fan : My sources (my cousin's friend who works at a sporting goods store) says he bought new tape yesterday. STICK TAPE, NOT MEDICAL TAPE!

@forsbergavs32 : My Swedish language app says I'm now fluent enough to yell "WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN" in his native tongue when he steps on the ice.

@Ararana : We should coordinate our "Landeskog Is Back" t-shirts. I've printed a new one every month since his surgery.

@RoyIsALegend : The stars are aligning. Mercury is out of retrograde. Saturn is in the house of hockey. THE TIME IS NOW.


Keys to the Game​

  1. Score more goals than Dallas

GDT Music​



 
I'm in an "all-hands" meeting at work - I got in when there was 48 people, and now there is over 300. Someone forgot to turn off the "chime" when someone joins the Zoom call. I've heard a doorbell sound over 200 times in the last 3 minutes. I hate zoom more than you can possibly imagine. Kill me now - you know where my sanity went
 
Big difference from last years series vs this years series:

Last year, it was right around now that we lost one of our most important players for the rest of the series.


This year, we're adding one of our most important players.



I'm expecting a win tonight. And a damn good one.
Wait til we find out Mackinnon has tested positive for steroids 5 minutes before puck drop
 
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(we're getting beat 5-0)
 
Oh my goodness please. I am so done with EJ as a player. Really hope Malinski draws in and if so, doesn't get completely caved by the heavy forecheck.
We really need beginning of the season / post trade deadline Malinski tonight. If we get middle of the season Malinski..... We need Makar and Mason to both play 27+ minutes. Or maybe even move Toews over to the right for a few shifts with Lindgren and Girard.
 
Is Landy wearing second line colors? Does that mean we're moving JD down to the third line? Going from not playing for 3 years straight to second line minutes seems kind of like too big of a jump, no?



I think it’s just for the PP.

Even the D have the burgundy jerseys for the PP2 unit.

We need to see what jersey he wears for line rushes.

 


After how he played the overtime goal last game, we all knew this had to come.


Similar to Gabe, I thought this was going to be the plan anyway. Start EJ on the road where the atmosphere is intense, and Dallas has last change.

Then Malinski at home, for his first playoff game, where you can shelter him better, get the right matchups, and try to avoid the heavy forecheck from Dallas.

I'm nervous about how Malinski is going to do though. Girard is much better at evading a heavy forecheck than Malinski, and G struggled with it a fair bit last game. Can't be rushing passes and making turnovers.
 
Playing on this guys line tonight is going to be such a pleasure. Everytime he steps on the ice, has the puck, the crowd should be going nuts.

What an adrenaline boost it should be all game for them. Hopefully they translate it into positive hockey play
 

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