Let's try this instead. If we were hard on Canadians for just some stereotype that is extremely arguable, that would be unacceptable, but look at some of them:
Lindros - Refused to wear the jersey of the team who drafted him, is as dumb as a doorknob, acted often like a spoiled brat, mama's boy had parents intervene at every turn, never won, anything, etc.
Joe Sakic - Leadership completely overblown. Also signed an offer sheet to the Rangers just like Fedorov with Carolina, forcing the Avs' hands. Money is all that matter to him. At least that's what appears to be the case.
Alexandre Daigle - Hot dogger, cocky to an extreme rarely seen, quickly signed for as much as he could and then successfully invaded his own ass with both thumbs after dipping them in crazy glue.
Pierre Dagenais - Does he know the word effort and consistency. Better yet, has he ever tried to actually wear man's underwear or does he enjoy actually being an oversized pansy?
Theoren Fleury - When this guy can spend 6 months of his life without disgracing himself or the game of hockey, it's usually an achievement similar to scoring 50 goals in a season. Substance abuse, missing team meetings, criticizing coaches, attacks on mascots, cheap shots, obscene gestures at crowds that put back into context a teenager showing his name on the back of a jersey.
Mike Ribeiro - OMG! Someone call the police, this guy had a nose ring at one time! This is unconscionable, I say! Also cocky, somewhat undisciplined. Faked an injury on the ice. How dare he? Only Russians dive or fake in this league!
Mario Lemieux - Was extremely unhappy at draft time, wanted to dictate where he would go and Pittsburgh wasn't something he wanted.
Dale Hunter, Todd Bertuzzi, Marty McSorley - just a few of countless names who have at one point almost killed someone going above the rules of hockey.
Chris Gratton - Big on talent, but almost completely uninterested in hockey. Shows up just to keep cashing his checks. Frequently rumored as a guy who might not even bother coming back.
Ed Belfour - Cocky, rotten attitude, overly agressive drunk. But I will remove his name from this illustrious list if he ives me a billion dollar.
Patrick Roy - Cocky to an extreme rarely seen. Was a prima donna in his prime, disturbed locker rooms often. Was at odds with several coaches. Laughed at them, threw TVs around. Winked at players on ice, taunted them after saves, made his best impression of the statue of liberty. Was implicated in a domestic violence incident. Demanded to be traded during a game.
Mike Ricci - If his name was Mike Alfredsson, would be constantly abused for his outrageous hair by numbnuts. Instead, praised as a good Ontarian character guy.
Trevor Kidd -Flashy equipment, flashy appearance, lots of ego. Was one of the first players I know to have a well advertised website to keep people updated on when he would next warm a bench or start a game to **** up 2 points for his team. Big time underachiever, whiner and attention getter.
Mike Danton - This proud Ontarian decided trying to hack at someone with a hockey stick to kill them McSorley-style wasn't sophisticated enough. Why not hire a hitman instead? Several screws loose, changed his name, his a locker room headache and overall, a complete ****head.
Bobby Clarke - When you can't be better than them, break their ankles. Also, don't forget that he didn't tell Neilson to go and get cancer. Neilson got this cancer all on his own, that traitor!
Jason Spezza - Almost as flashy as Kovalchuk. Tries to beat NHLers with junior moves. Was caught trying to make his way in a casino with fake ideas.
Craig MacTavish - Got drunk and killed someone. Now as a coach, he and his brave Oilers have to live with the taunts of horrible russians like Kovalchuk who takes him to school by scoring a goal after getting an illegal stick penalty. When he is not drinking and driving, MacT enjoys long walk on the beach and assaulting the Flames mascot.
We can safely conclude, if we are Pejorative Slured enough, that all Canadians are bums, wimps, lazy asses who only think of money, bribes and rubbing it in to their opponents.