After writing
this post on the main board I’ve convinced myself (no sarcasm) that the Canes should pick up some scumbag like Nick Cousins or Conor Garland.
For all the analytics this team talks about, the one thing they’ve never moneypucked is playoff officiating.
Throw Ottawa a 7th for Cousins. Sit him in the press box for the first four games. When we get to the part where nobody calls anything, scratch some scrub like Jost and insert Cousins to run around doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the series. Analytics say this is how we get away with bullshit and win series we shouldn’t win.