Machinehead
Bring Back Olli
And this is why: "He has delivered us from the power of darkness and sowed in His garden the great tree of analytics."Reading other team boards is a great exercise for perspective. It makes you realize that none of us have original thoughts and everyone posts the exact same shit about their teams. Their posters even follow the same character tropes as ours do lmao.
Some of the funniest stuff ever is to compare. You’ll read this board for years and see posts about how soft and physically weak our team is. Then you’ll read the GDT of an opponent we beat and all their fans are killing each other in arguments saying they’re too soft and weak and need to get tougher like the Rangers to really compete.
Every coach loves their vets and hates their rookies and is incapable of making in game adjustments.
When the team wins and the players go on a bowling outing it’s showing that they’re more than a team. They’re family. They have bonds beyond being coworkers. When they lose and go bowling it’s because they’re already in offseason mode and are lazy millionaires who can’t be bothered to care about their jobs.
The beer is too expensive and the stadium bathrooms are gross. The Bible said there is nothing new under the sun [Ecclesiastes 1:9] and that the team spends too much time passing and doesn’t shoot the puck [citation needed].
-Plamsalonians 3:16