Speculation: Roster Building/Rumor Thread XV

[Off Sides]

 

[rangers1314]

Lynch looks so baked. LOL.

Theres a logical reason for that…

 

[NYRKING30]

what church do you attend?

Thankfully, not the same one as he does.

 

[Circus86]

After all I've seen, I wouldn't be surprised if they bring Giordano out there with the C on the jersey only to trade him to us the following day.

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

I legit wish I was getting a root canal right now

 

[NYSPORTS]

Espn putting the NHL on the map . . . in their own blanked up way

 

[NYRKING30]

Last time I looked like that I was in Vegas during my bachelor party.

That’s very valid reasoning my friend.

 

[Profet]

What is even happening?

 

[TheBloodyNine]

Thes guys announcing these picks don't give a SHIT about the Kraken and it's making this broadcast that much worse.

 

[Taluss]

I legit wish I was getting a root canal right now

* Wisdom teeth pulled. At least they knock you out for it

 

[NYR94]

This football player looks legit happy that he got some pretty easy names to pronounce.

 

[nyrage]

Those familiar with Ed Wood and his work on Plan 9 from Outer Space might have to become familiar with the director of this expansion draft coverage. Ed’s got competition for the worst produced show/movie ever.

But at least Ed's movies were so bad that they were entertaining.

 

[HatTrick Swayze]

I actually like the roster a good deal, just lacking scoring punch and (at this point, who actually knows) the extra asset pop Vegas got from side deals

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Sorry but bringing people who dont give a f*** about hockey in to pretend to give a shit about hockey comes off as patronizing and just misses the mark so badly.

 

[Tob]

I actually like the roster a good deal, just lacking scoring punch and or (at this point, who actually knows) the extra asset pop Vegas got from side deals

This roster should mean maximum deals and tricks from Seattle.

 

[TheBloodyNine]

Very odd Calgary has been announced yet

They wanna announce Giordano last, he's the most prominent pick

 

[NYRKING30]

Sorry but bringing people who dont give a f*** about hockey in to pretend to give a shit about hockey comes off as patronizing and just misses the mark so badly.

I mean I don’t think it’s for the national audience. It’s more the locals and the people in attendance, but I agree that it’s a cheap pop for sure.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Sorry but bringing people who dont give a f*** about hockey in to pretend to give a shit about hockey comes off as patronizing and just misses the mark so badly.

It's ESPN, so it has to be all about inclusion.

 

[Hire Sather]

* Wisdom teeth pulled. At least they knock you out for it

They didn't knock me out and then gave me f***ing ibprofen like that was going to do anything

 

[thethirdhockeyman91]

They wanna announce Giordano last, he's the most prominent pick

Lucic*

 

[Tob]

If they got assets from teams, why wouldn't they have Francis announce them to have a nice "look at all this other stuff we got boy" bit of swag to get a fan base excited instead of have all the casual fans think they drafted a bunch of nobodies when Duchene, Price, Tarasenko etc. were available and seem like the WOWZA BOOBA picks?

 

[NYR94]

They should have had fans announcing the picks. They would have loved that.

 

[LokiDog]

He looks like he sees Jesus.

He looks like he’s just seen Jesus…

 

[Don Chytil]

They wanna announce Giordano last, he's the most prominent pick

It’s literally in alphabetical order by division… this has been stated in this thread like 8 times now…

 

[will1066]

Sorry but bringing people who dont give a f*** about hockey in to pretend to give a shit about hockey comes off as patronizing and just misses the mark so badly.

The whole using-other-sports-and-sports-personalities strategy for this is questionable.