He pukes you die
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- Jun 9, 2020
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We had a line brawl at Anaheim Hockey Club and Jeff was on top of a guy with what I can only describe as his hand looking like an eagle claw trying to rip the guys cheek off because he couldn’t get past the visor to punch him in the nose.
The infamous CLAW story, I was there for that as well and it was glorious. I remember the dude freaking out and yelling "Dude he f*cking scratched my face!!" to the ref and Jeff calmly skating to the penalty box and saying to the guy with a stone cold expression "It was the claw."
Then there was the time (and I can't remember if this was the same team but I wasn't at this game) where he and a couple other friends of ours were in a championship roller game at Anaheim Hockey Club. The other team had about 3-4 ringers show up, young kids who played Narch and were really good. So Jeff and the team played the game and were getting slaughtered, and the other team were being total pricks and talking all kinds of shit. With about 1 minute to go in the game and seeing these kids light them up and rubbing it in their faces every chance they got, Jeff told the captain to tell the ref they wanted to do a roster check. The ref goes over to the other team's bench with the roster and then announces the game is over and they had to forfeit due to ineligible players. The other team was FURIOUS and threatening them, wanting to fight them in the parking lot and all that stuff, then Jeff and the rest of the team got their medals/trophies and went into the locker room to celebrate their win. Hearing him tell it always made me laugh, what a veteran move