- Feb 27, 2018
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I will give the rats some credit. They are not without contributions in the field of meme economy. Torturing Toronto has its merit. So they are more useful THAN WASHINGTON CAPITALS.
That being said, being more useful than the Washington Capitals is like being more useful than a bottle of expired sunscreen in a cave at night during the solar eclipse. My recently extracted wisdom tooth (left bottom) IS MORE USEFUL THAN FLORIDA PANTHERS.
GODDAMMIT EVEN YOUR NAME AND LOGO ARE A LIE. PUMAS DO NO BELONG TO THE PANTHERA GENERA.
FLORIDA PANTHERS MUCH LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIES THAT SHOULD BE IDEALLY EATEN BY THE LOCAL FAUNA OR IF NECESSARY SHOT TO DEATH/CHEMICALLY CASTRATED SO THEY DON'T REPRODUCE.
THEIR NESTS SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN TO EVERY LAST RAT. SURROUNDING GROUND SALTED AND CONSECRATED IN SEVERAL RELIGIONS (for upon the demise of Florida Panthers and other minor factors world as we know it will know peace).
BUT BEFORE ONE VENTURES OUT INTO THE SPACE SWAMP, ONE MUST FIRST EXTERMINATE ON ONE'S HOME TURF.
GET YOUR BEST WORK SHOES APPROVED BY MIKE ROWE. There will be rat shit everywhere. TIME TO CLEAN IT UP.
...
ENTERTAIN!
WE ARE THE ONES WITHOUT A NAME
WE ARE THE ONES WITHOUT A SHAME
WE ARE A PRODUCT OF INDUSTRY
THEY JERKS' OWN INDUSTRY
MACABRE AND COMEDY, IS THERE DIFFERENCE
LUST SELLS AND GREED RULES ALL OVER THE WORLD
FISTS EXPLAIN, TONGUES HURT
AND JERKS KEEP WAITING FOR MORE, ALWAYS FOR MORE
THIS LEAGUE IS GETTING RAPED AGAIN
AND TIME GOES IN THE HOURGLASS
THE WORLD IS BURNING AGAIN
AND JERKS ONLY SIT BACK.
That being said, being more useful than the Washington Capitals is like being more useful than a bottle of expired sunscreen in a cave at night during the solar eclipse. My recently extracted wisdom tooth (left bottom) IS MORE USEFUL THAN FLORIDA PANTHERS.
GODDAMMIT EVEN YOUR NAME AND LOGO ARE A LIE. PUMAS DO NO BELONG TO THE PANTHERA GENERA.
FLORIDA PANTHERS MUCH LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIES THAT SHOULD BE IDEALLY EATEN BY THE LOCAL FAUNA OR IF NECESSARY SHOT TO DEATH/CHEMICALLY CASTRATED SO THEY DON'T REPRODUCE.
THEIR NESTS SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN TO EVERY LAST RAT. SURROUNDING GROUND SALTED AND CONSECRATED IN SEVERAL RELIGIONS (for upon the demise of Florida Panthers and other minor factors world as we know it will know peace).
BUT BEFORE ONE VENTURES OUT INTO THE SPACE SWAMP, ONE MUST FIRST EXTERMINATE ON ONE'S HOME TURF.
GET YOUR BEST WORK SHOES APPROVED BY MIKE ROWE. There will be rat shit everywhere. TIME TO CLEAN IT UP.
...
ENTERTAIN!
WE ARE THE ONES WITHOUT A NAME
WE ARE THE ONES WITHOUT A SHAME
WE ARE A PRODUCT OF INDUSTRY
THEY JERKS' OWN INDUSTRY
MACABRE AND COMEDY, IS THERE DIFFERENCE
LUST SELLS AND GREED RULES ALL OVER THE WORLD
FISTS EXPLAIN, TONGUES HURT
AND JERKS KEEP WAITING FOR MORE, ALWAYS FOR MORE
THIS LEAGUE IS GETTING RAPED AGAIN
AND TIME GOES IN THE HOURGLASS
THE WORLD IS BURNING AGAIN
AND JERKS ONLY SIT BACK.
