Rangers double down on Celebrini's rough night

[TheBeard]

Former Redskins RB Alfred Morris was drafted in 2012 and made millions over the course of his career, but was famous for driving the same 1991 Mazda 626 he bought in college.


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What’s funny about this is people wouldn’t shut up about it. The best way to stay hidden is to drive something flashy.

 

[Nikki Potnick]

Was rempe driving the bus ?

Couldn't be, the Range Rover was hit in the front, not the back.

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Celebrini can drive?

 

[hangman013]

Celebrini can drive?

He's 18, and my experience with who they give a driver's license to in my country is that the only real requirement is to have a pulse once you turn a certain age.

 

[Space umpire]

A rookie driving a Range Rover ? Interesting

Why is it interesting? Likely the 1st thing a kid does why he signs that contract is get himself a ride he likes.

 

[Incognito]

It’s not about whether he can afford it or not, might show some modesty while being a rookie

Him driving a Range Rover doesn’t even register on the Classless Subban scale. The bus driver performing a hit-and-run, however …

 

[Space umpire]

He's 18, and my experience with who they give a driver's license to in my country is that the only real requirement is to have a pulse once you turn a certain age.

Please, they pass both written and road tests.
How anyone drives after passing is another story but you don’t get your license in Florida by turning a certain age.

 

[Space umpire]

It’s not about whether he can afford it or not, might show some modesty while being a rookie

Why? What do you think professional hockey players making millions should drive?

 

[hangman013]

Please, they pass both written and road tests.
How anyone drives after passing is another story but you don’t get your license in Florida by turning a certain age.

I was mostly joking.

I got my license at first in Arizona. Actually failed the road test on the first try because I couldn’t parallel park. I later got it anyway by being evaluated by a driving instructor at the end of a week-long driving course for teenagers that my parents had me go to in order to get a discount on insurance, and the evaluation did not include parallel parking.

Still can’t parallel park.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

I was mostly joking.

I got my license at first in Arizona. Actually failed the road test on the first try because I couldn’t parallel park. I later got it anyway by being evaluated by a driving instructor at the end of a week-long driving course for teenagers that my parents had me go to in order to get a discount on insurance, and the evaluation did not include parallel parking.

Still can’t parallel park.

<Insert Cranky Old B@st@rd "Back in My Day" Rant Here>

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

If it does indeed belong to Joe Thornton, the driver must be a salty Bruins hater.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

If it does indeed belong to Joe Thornton, the driver must be a salty Bruins hater.

 

[koyvoo]

It’s not about whether he can afford it or not, might show some modesty while being a rookie

I suppose Michkov travels around Philadelphia on an E-Bike?

 

[Patty Ice]

the only real requirement is to have a pulse once you turn a certain age.

I don't even think that is necessarily true. I've seen some fossils Weekend-At-Bernies-ing it.

 

[ViD]

I suppose Michkov travels around Philadelphia on an E-Bike?

To be honest, I’m not sure if he’s even driving himself in the US

 

[Filthy Dangles]

It’s not about whether he can afford it or not, might show some modesty while being a rookie

Bro what…A Range Rover isn’t even particularly flashy or fancy for a middle class person.

If he was in a Buggati or McLaren…okay maybe.

 

[Plastic Joseph]

A rookie driving a Range Rover ? Interesting

His dad is the Golden state warriors team doctor.

Kid has probably had one since he got his learners permit

 

[Acallabeth]

If this is a bit, it's a weak bit. If you're remotely serious, holy shit.

IIRC, not even Michkov was above ViD's criticism for vehicle choice!

I suppose Michkov travels around Philadelphia on an E-Bike?

Or maybe Mike Green Scooter.

 

[Kshahdoo]

Bro NY people cant drive

Are you sure they brought a bus from NY to California? I doubt they use C-5 as their aircraft.

 

[Machinehead]

Best defense we've played on an opposing forward all year.

 

[saintunspecified]

I think it's funny that this is a story. Like, what's surprising that there are (literal) fender benders that occur in arena parking lots?

I seem to remember Darius Kasparatis had an incident where, with his car, he lowbridged an arena parking lot light post. That was fun.

 

[SannywithoutCompy]

Their engines suck and, for what they're advertised for, they suck off road. It's a car for rich housewives.

A starter car? It's a finisher's car, a transporter of gods

 

[FiveFourteenSixOne]

Was rempe driving the bus ?

Rempe WAS the bus.

 

[Suntouchable13]

Plenty of people have had worse days

 

[SI90]

Rempe was definitely driving the bus