Euro: Quarterfinals - England v. Switzerland - July 6

[Jussi]

Have to question the defenders a bit, the one thing Saka is known for and you allow him to do it?

 

[NyQuil]

Saka ties it, suddenly this match has some goals

Really makes you wonder if they can just skip the first 70 minutes of dicking around for the sake of the audience.

 

[ZachaFlockaFlame]

Tremendous from Saka

 

[Karterthadon]

Great, now Southgate can park the bus and go for penalties

 

[PanniniClaus]

Southgate will be fretting now though.. he's got too many attackers on that may try and do attacking things. Time to sub on a defender

 

[Avs44]

Really makes you wonder if they can just skip the first 70 minutes of dicking around for the sake of the audience.

Southgate demands that at least some fans of football gouge their eyes out first before we're allowed to have fun.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

I and every single non-English person watching are praying for a Xhaka screamer as the funniest possible outcome here

 

[luiginb]

Good things happen when you shoot on net instead of crossing/passing blindly

 

[al secord]

The Luke Shaw effect.

 

[Jussi]

Chunkberto effect changed the game.

Edit: al second with the great minds think alike moment.

 

[NyQuil]

The Luke Shaw affect.

A progressive rock band from the 1970s.

 

[CuuuJooo]

And, all of a sudden, both teams have discovered these great big white netted things they can shoot at.

 

[Spring in Fialta]

I and every single non-English person watching are praying for a Xhaka screamer as the funniest possible outcome here

Shaqiri's usually the one who pulls those out of his ass.

 

[NyQuil]

“Now what can I do to put you two in a brand new Honda Accord today?”

-When the ref goes after battling players and points at them with his fingers.

 

[al secord]

A progressive rock band from the 1970s.

They sounded great on shrooms. This game would've been better on shrooms too.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Cole Palmer can do no wrong in my eyes and I wish him so well, but this going to penalties and him missing would be funny

Shaqiri’s usually the one who pulls those out of his ass.

Yes but Shaqiri didn’t endure 8 years of unwarranted English fan hatred like Sir Granit

 

[Power Man]

Palmer will look like a choir boy forever

 

[JoVel]

I and every single non-English person watching are praying for a Xhaka screamer as the funniest possible outcome here

This going to penalties and guys like Kane, Saka or Bellingham with horrendous misses leading to an England loss would be quite funny too. That would mean 30 minutes more of this game, but I think it'd be worth it.

 

[Karterthadon]

Foden is still in there believe it or not

 

[Blender]

Launched that one into space.

 

[Power Man]

Harry Can’t balled out by an arsenal player

Pathetic



Awful shot by the swiss

RIP Sputnik

 

[luiginb]

Swiss aren't the most technical players either

 

[NyQuil]

Swiss aren't the most technical players either

A few moon shots.

 

[Blender]

 

[gary69]

Foden is still in there believe it or not

Yeah, even after the subs, Foden still doesn't have a suitable role in this formation. At least now they have proper left sided players out there.

Saka was the right guy to get England's goal, he has been their forward player today. If Swiss had a bit more individual quality in attack, they could have scored a 2nd goal.