BRUINS GDT Predators at Bruins: Tuesday, 3/4 7:00pm

[RiverbottomChuck]

So I'm guessing in the animated game the Bruins will just be represented by poop emojis and one plate of pasta emoji.

 

[Gordoff]

That's what they should be playing at the Gaahrden.

 

[NeelyOrr]

Has Murk hit the net at all tonight? Asking for a friend.

Makes Germany's V1 rockets look devastatingly accurate in comparison.

Missing the net completely or hitting the goalie's emblem represent about 70% of the B's attempted shots.

 

[Guelph Bruin]

Lindholm with a good look

Guy sucks rocks, how many times do I have to say it. We need Zegras

 

[BergyWho37]

It’s like watching the Leafs without the offence

 

[smithformeragent]

This Discover Jennifer Coolidge Wayne Gretzky commercial is the worst.

Worse than all of the Bruins games this season combined.

 

[Blitzkrug]

At this point you can't convince me Brick isn't a robot built by the Jacobs family to spit out platitudes

But they cheaped out on the artificial intelligence so he can only remember 3 things at most.

 

[Number8]

Billy Jaffe is going to have to go on a depression wellness check if this keeps up.

 

[The don godfather]

I'm happy baseball season starting soon and looking forward to the june draft with a new head coach and assistant coach next year. Staying positive.

 

[bwdrums1]

It’s like watching the Leafs without the offence

Ouch......lol

 

[Gordoff]

Bruins are in danger of losing another team in the playoff hunt, Brick.

You know Judd, that reminds me of the Espo trade. What a deal that was for Boston.

Past victories are all we've got left.

 

[BergyWho37]

Kelly's contribution.

Took the brain trust all year to let him run the PK

 

[smithformeragent]

At this point you can't convince me Brick isn't a robot built by the Jacobs family to spit out platitudes

But they cheaped out on the artificial intelligence so he can only remember 3 things at most.

Like Bill Clement in the mid 2000s NHL games on XBox 360.

 

[Blitzkrug]

I'm happy baseball season starting soon and looking forward to the june draft with a new head coach and assistant coach next year. Staying positive.

Yeah i can't wait to watch the

*checks notes*

The Blue Jays?!? Oh for f***s sake.

They'll be joining the Bruins in irrelevance land looking at how their negotiations went over the winter.

 

[Mick Riddleton]

Merk looks like he is feeling comfortable. Pasta is having an off game, so no more goals for us tonight.

 

[Blitzkrug]

Like Bill Clement in the mid 2000s NHL games on XBox 360.

Safe to say i don't think he's going to be buying any lottery tickets in the future.

Every. f***ing. game.

 

[Aussie Bruin]

I thought this was the pretend game.

Oh it is, just in a different form.

 

[NeelyOrr]

That's what they should be playing at the Gaahrden.

Or ROXANNE by The Police.
"You don't have to turn on your red light."

 

[smithformeragent]

Yeah i can't wait to watch the

*checks notes*

The Blue Jays?!? Oh for f***s sake.

They'll be joining the Bruins in irrelevance land looking at how their negotiations went over the winter.

They’ve got the ghost of Max Scherzer anchoring that rotation.

Remember when he took his belt off and dropped his pants when the umpires checked him for sticky stuff?

(I love the guy)

 

[Mione134]

Took the brain trust all year to let him run the PK

A defensive specialist like himself should not be running the PP.


How this organization didn't want Marc Savard TWICE is embarrassing. I think he could do a better job at this.

But that's just one issue.

 

[smithformeragent]

Safe to say i don't think he's going to be buying any lottery tickets in the future.

Every. f***ing. game.

“The hit was clean, it was with the shoulder, and he got ROCKED.”

 

[Blitzkrug]

They’ve got the ghost of Max Scherzer anchoring that rotation.

Remember when he took his belt off and dropped his pants when the umpires checked him for sticky stuff?

(I love the guy)

The best part is he went on record saying he feels this was the best spot for himself because they're committed to winning.

I love Mad Max as much as anyone but uhh....you sure about that? Even as a one year gamble you could probably do better.

 

[Ladyfan]

Tuukka kinda confirming something i was thinking about for part of this season.

I can't remember which thread it was but i responded to somebody's question pointing out that while i have no doubt Marchand isn't a terrible captain, i did wonder aloud how much of the responsibility fell on just him.

Locker rooms are rarely just led by one guy. In the golden days you had multiple guys. Chara, Bergeron, Krejci to an extent, Ference. Even before he retired, Bergeron and Marchand held it down together for a good while.

Now all those guys are gone, and Marchand is by himself. McAvoy isn't that type of guy, i don't think either Lindholm is. Charlie Coyle sure as hell isn't.

PASTA is a leader but there are fewer guys in the room that are leaders than in the past

 

[The don godfather]

Man both Columbus and wings are losing and bruins laying an egg at home as usual. This is sad city .

 

[Aussie Bruin]

We really need to see more kids in the lineup. No point having the likes of Zacha out there just going through the motions and waiting for his holiday. Put the youngsters on the ice who have something to prove and to gain. They might suck, but they'll at least have a pulse and give something interesting to watch.