Cardiac Jerks
Asinine & immoral
It's kind of gangster. Well, gangster for a Toyota Corolla anyway.
back story: I wanted a stick shift BMW wagon. But I'm married, so I got this. But at least it's so gloriously orange, with the spoiler and the ginormous wheels and body kit, that she'll probably be too embarrassed to ever drive it and treat it like a trash can.
Should've got a Prius.