Post an obscure wrestler

[Paris in Flames]

Hey now. Van Hammer has a very impressive Championship history.

Championships and accomplishments
Pro Wrestling Illustrated
PWI ranked him #112 of the 500 best singles wrestlers of the PWI 500 in 1993

World Championship Wrestling
Jesse Ventura Strongest Arms Arm Wrestling Tournament (1992)

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Most Embarrassing Wrestler (1991)

 

[iamjs]

The Yeti? I completely forgot about him.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Whoa now. La Parka was awesome.

 

[Ozz]

The Yeti? I completely forgot about him.

One of the dumbest gimmicks ever. Like nobody could beat up a mummy who thinks he's an abominable snowman? And who probably can't even see? pssh.

Then there was this, although when we saw this on TV we probably laughed for a good month. He would get over like a mofo these days now that everyone is zombie-crazy, I bet:

 

[Ozz]

And a real jam-up guy:

 

[iamjs]

And a real jam-up guy:

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

 

[iamjs]

Then there was this, although when we saw this on TV we probably laughed for a good month. He would get over like a mofo these days now that everyone is zombie-crazy, I bet:

Still better on the mic than Roman Reigns.

 

[DoyleG]

Hint: When the WWE tried MMA.

 

[Loosie]

Hint: When the WWE tried MMA.

Brakkus!

 

[iamjs]

Hint: When the WWE tried MMA.

which ended up with a number of wrestlers (including Brakkus) getting legitimately injured

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWF_Brawl_for_All

 

[Ozz]

Still better on the mic than Roman Reigns.

You say that as if The Zombie wasn't great on the mic or something...

 

[Big Poppa Puck]

 

[Big Poppa Puck]

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

He's a great wrestler.


What about Hypnosis?

 

[Ozz]

He's a great wrestler.


What about Hypnosis?

Psychosis? Whatever.

 

[Engebretson]

 

[Fish on The Sand]

 

[DoyleG]

Arrogant Wrestler....Couture's *****....Bigoted Politician....Corpse

He did it all.

EDIT: And he's not that obscure.

 

[Ozz]

Arrogant Wrestler....Couture's *****....Bigoted Politician....Corpse

He did it all.

EDIT: And he's not that obscure.

"America, land of milk and honey? Well, down here it stinks funny!"


Also a comedian!

 

[Loosie]

Borga was not obscure, he was heavily featured and starting to lead into a program with Luger. Also he ended Tatanka's unbeaten streak.

 

[Guy]

 

[Big Poppa Puck]

Ralphus

 

[Loosie]

Ralphus

Jericho's hair!

 

[Engebretson]

Fine, Borga's not obscure. I just remember watching a mid-90's PPV where he popped up and I had totally forgot he existed.

 

[DoyleG]

From: Who Knows Where...
Weighing: Who know what...

 

[Ozz]

From: Who Knows Where...
Weighing: Who know what...

His status in the company really took a hit, man.