If I go outlaw, will you harbor me?
I have rules when it comes to harboring
1. Cat or dogs yes
2. No men (men are the worst ~ my roommates would leave shit everywhere, sinks full of dishes, water from showers on the floor)- and don’t get me on the farting and burping
3. Women - yes
(My kids obviously) but non-related
However, i require I am dumbest (that’s easy); they are neater, organized & have their shit together more then me (easily achievable), like animals, hockey, and no smoking
so no harboring but if they ask if I know where you are I’ll point in the other direction