IMGUR LINK to the ones I have so far.
Green are done,
red are in progress. The ones that aren't clear I'm skipping for now:
Current list so far. Some of them don't have text for each frame, but I'll try my best.
@Raccoon Jesus is on fire!
TwzKing
Quick - Past his Prime - Still Elite
LAKings88
Spence - Who is this guy? QMJHL DOTY & AHL 1st All-Star
Spence - Who is this guy?/You're gonna find out
Iaffalo: 1st Line Winger-Blackmail Expert
Lemieux: Vegetarian-Cannibal
Kopitar: HOFR-Zombie Corpse
kingsholygrail
Moore - From Thousand Oaks (The Bloke from Thousand Oaks. Have him scoring a shorty, please?)
LT Dan
Pre Dustin Brown Check - Lt Dan no legs (specific images)
Master Yoda
Kempe: "1st round bust" after further review "All Star"
Lizotte: "Expansion fodder" after further review "Elite 4C"
Maatta: "Cap dump" after further review "Top 4 D"
Raccoon Jesus
Athanasiou "Journeyman castoff" after further review "first line winger"
Arvidsson "washed up expendable" after further review "career year"
Lemieux "rabies liability" after further review "still rabies liability"
Lemieux "lolplug" after further review "more goals than your 4th liner"
Roy "who" after further review "top defensive d-man"
Grundstrom "trade throw-in" after further review "Byfield's safety blanket"
Vilardi "back removal surgery" after further review "don't need a back when you have these hands"
Durzi "Toronto's 50th best d prospect, expendable" after further review "28 minute 1D on a playoff team"
Edler "wash up with a broken leg" after further review "Swedish Jesus"
Doughty "only Kings D worth anything" after further review "I'm not even there!"
Kaliyev "34 year old draft pick" after further review "can't buy beer"
Kaliyev "too slow for the nhl" after further review "15 goals from the 4th line"
Danault: "deal worth 1 million per goal" after further review "nearly paid off after 1 year"
Brown: "not worthy of jersey retirement" upon further review "statue erected before Kobe" with the staples statue
Moore: "ok depth player" upon further review "kings leading scorer in 2022"
Matt13
Moore "17 Goals" after further review "he's from Thousand Oaks"
KINGS17
Brown "Knee Seeking Missile" avatar which includes quick flashes of McDavid and Draisaitl
(RJ - the old dustin brown knee seeking missle graphic, moving from a target on a knee to a target on the Cup, from phd in kneeology to phd in cupology)
KingsFan7824
McDavid after scoring some crazy goal - Sad McDavid
Nasti
Anderson: Threw away his silver medal. After further review. No not that one, the other one
BigKing
Blake "Soft" "Bad Ass" (specific images)
KingsHockey24
Cliffy - falling from grace with winners - teaching losers how to win (specific images)
Raccoon Jesus (Part 2)
Kupari "ACL injury will never be the same" upon further review "will check you into yukon then check you some more"
McLellan "Chokey McChokerson" upon further review "respiratory therapist and jack adams candidate"
Byfield "Worst #2 pick ever" Upon further review "scores on you with junior stick"
Byfield "Can't handle the rigors of NHL" Upon further review "PPG in games over 15 minutes"
Kopitar "Father Time's Latest Victim" upon further review "Leads team in scoring for 14th year"
Kopitar "Too old to be effectine" upon further review "57% on faceoffs using walker"
