OT: Pirates Talk: Lets Play Ball

[GilbertSeinfeld]

And that's game, poor Skenes.

Maybe instead of worrying about Bob and Judy from Aliquippa getting a Skenes bobblehead, maybe worry about better free agents than Tommy ****ing Pham?

 

[ChaosAgent]

Despicable team. Luigi-able owner. Incompetent management.

 

[metalan2]

Cma Mario and Valdez combo there. My goodness. I actually think this is the worst Pirates team I may have ever seen.

 

[Shrimper]

How quickly does Skenes ask for a trade?

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Despicable team. Luigi-able owner. Incompetent management.

 

[ChaosAgent]

Bednar literally pitching backwards because the entire league has figured out his fastball sucks. He should be gone if he can't pitch off of it. He won't be effective at all

 

[TNT87]

Such a pathetic franchise. Absolute garbage from the top down.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Landing a man on the moon

A pirates winning season

Which task is more difficult?

 

[WickedWrister]

Landing a man on the moon

A pirates winning season

Which task is more difficult?

well we're hopefully going back by 2027 and China by 2030. Honestly I would say we see more successful manned moon landings than Pirates winning seasons in the next half decade.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Landing a man on the moon

A pirates winning season

Which task is more difficult?

What if we send the Pirates to the moon?

At least Nutting, Cherington and Shelton, and most of the roster.

 

[ImporterExporter]

Being a head coach as a professional in the city of Pittsburgh apparently is the most secure job on the planet.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Being a head coach as a professional in the city of Pittsburgh apparently is the most secure job on the planet.

They all have the same photo.

 

[NewAgeOutlaw]

Tommy Pham:

 

[metalan2]

Tommy Pham:

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Love how Pham autographed that too.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Jurickson Profar is more useful to his team than Tommy Pham is to his.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Jurickson Profar is more useful to his team than Tommy Pham is to his.

 

[DJ Spinoza]

Doesn't matter even a little bit, but Cruz DH'd yesterday, there's a day off tomorrow, and he's maybe the only good hitter on the team... at minimum one of 3 good hitters, once Reynolds is healthy.

Lineup is jammed with every mediocre righty bat we have when Logan Allen is a reverse splits guy and Cruz has been tattooing the ball every day. Make it make sense.

 

[DaBadGuy7]

 

[BusinessGoose]

Media are cowards

 

[MrBrightside]

Doesn't matter even a little bit, but Cruz DH'd yesterday, there's a day off tomorrow, and he's maybe the only good hitter on the team... at minimum one of 3 good hitters, once Reynolds is healthy.

Lineup is jammed with every mediocre righty bat we have when Logan Allen is a reverse splits guy and Cruz has been tattooing the ball every day. Make it make sense.

The insistence Shelton has with "resting" pretty much everyone other than Adam Frazier, whose washed ass gets in the lineup everyday, is exhausting. There's no manager who can win with this roster but he isn't a serious manager for a team that is purportedly trying to win now.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Don't worry boys, Spencer Horwitz is about to start a rehab assignment!

Despite taking three of four from the Nationals, the Pirates end this home stand with a losing record.

 

[metalan2]

Lmao. Mccutchen and Cruz could do anything but hit into double plays, and both do.

Seriously, it would be better if the Pirates folded or moved than subjecting the city and the league with this franchise.

 

[ChaosAgent]

Lmao. Mccutchen and Cruz could do anything but hit into double plays, and both do.

Seriously, it would be better if the Pirates folded or moved than subjecting the city and the league with this franchise.

Mccutchen is absolutely a GIDP machine and it sucks. He lost us this game in the 9th inning. Hit the f'ing ball in the air

 

[ImporterExporter]

Doesn't matter even a little bit, but Cruz DH'd yesterday, there's a day off tomorrow, and he's maybe the only good hitter on the team... at minimum one of 3 good hitters, once Reynolds is healthy.

Lineup is jammed with every mediocre righty bat we have when Logan Allen is a reverse splits guy and Cruz has been tattooing the ball every day. Make it make sense.

Shelton logic.

 

[MrBrightside]