Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2024 Edition)

[DancingPanther]

Schwarber is ok, no injury designation for today. Word on the street is he banged it sliding back into 1st on a pickoff. It was called a "contusion"

 

[Danko]

Flyers taking batting practie today

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Schwarber is ok, no injury designation for today. Word on the street is he banged it sliding back into 1st on a pickoff. It was called a "contusion"

Does he have an elbow though?

 

[DancingPanther]

Does he have an elbow though?

He has 2

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He has 2

Phew. I was worried.

 

[DancingPanther]

Phew. I was worried.

Sources close to the situation have informed me

 

[Danko]

Cannot wait:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Womp, womp.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Cannot wait:

Unrelated to what you posted here, but...

I was given a link to watch a JM football video and my sole takeaway was that the Dalton Feely guy is a real life version on Andre from "The League".

 

[Danko]

Yes.

Mr Good Hair had me cracking up.

 

[DancingPanther]

Good shit

 

[Rebels57]

The full breakdown

 

[Cody Webster]

Yes.

Mr Good Hair had me cracking up.

Him breaking down the pitching tipoff was pretty awesome

 

[FLYguy3911]

You have no idea how tempted I was to do this sometimes.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1834397715851087917

 

[Flybynite]

You have no idea how tempted I was to do this sometimes.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1834397715851087917

Bender had told teammates he wanted the season to be over, according to sources

lol. Reminds me of that South Park little league thing where all the kids just want to lose so they won't have to play anymore games. (and Randy gets drunk and fights someone every game leading to his infamous "What? I thought this was America!" clips.)

 

[deadhead]

You have no idea how tempted I was to do this sometimes.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1834397715851087917

That is weird, though maybe hitting .200 had something to do with him wanting the season to end.

 

[DancingPanther]

19-8 since I went to those back to back games in mid August. 17-8 if you don't include them.

Fiance and I are heading down today too. Haven't seen them lose all season, hopefully the trend continues! Should be a beautiful night for baseball

 

[FLYguy3911]

19-8 since I went to those back to back games in mid August. 17-8 if you don't include them.

Fiance and I are heading down today too. Haven't seen them lose all season, hopefully the trend continues! Should be a beautiful night for baseball

Betting my 401K on the Mets.

 

[DancingPanther]

Betting my 401K on the Mets.

Prayers up for ya boi

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Svechhammer]

Aaron Nola is rounding into postseason form right on time

Meatball probably went 450ft

 

[Rebels57]

Nola is such a choke artist. Its incredible. Biggest start of the season and dude is cruising... and then completely falls apart in the 5th. I trust Sanchez more.

 

[Svechhammer]

Nola is such a choke artist. Its incredible. Biggest start of the season and dude is cruising... and then completely falls apart in the 5th. I trust Sanchez more.

It's just without fail, this time of year he can't last more than 4 innings without imploding.

5 hits, 3 ER, a hanging curve that gets obliterated to the moon and only 1 out.

Don't give a shit how good the first 4 innings are if you eat a shit sandwich in the 5th

 

[Rebels57]

Retired 10 in a row heading into the 5th.

Allows 3 runs on 5 hits in the 5th...and only has 1 out.

Just such a predictable bum.

 

[FLYguy3911]

:yawn:

Meanwhile the offense is getting blanked by Quintana.