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[JojoTheWhale]

This is a crime against humanity. That’s all sweet tea.

 

[DancingPanther]

It's windy as hell out there, but can't help but be a little nervous about Elliot.

If Goedert just catches that ball we're looking at the possibility of another McKee TD pass. Can't be f***ing up the Future's stats like that, does he know the stakes here?

This is a crime against humanity. That’s all sweet tea.

Dallas better be ultrasounding him twice a week for kidney stones.

Prison immediately

 

[BrindamoursNose]

This is a crime against humanity. That’s all sweet tea.

Dude is going to miss 2 games next season due to Gout

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Dallas better be ultrasounding him twice a week for kidney stones.

Prison immediately

TWO HUNDRED AND TEN GRAMS OF SUGAR.

 

[ponder719]

That shouldn't have worked, but I'm never going to be mad about a fake ST play working, that's always a blast.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Edwards-Helaire moved to New Orleans and immediately put on 20 lbs. This is the most relatable an NFL player has ever been.

 

[BigToe]

Got some Emmanuel Sanders flashbacks on that play. Thought Brown was gonna light Nabers up.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Christian Watson non-contact injury is a very big thing for Eagles playoff purposes.

 

[DancingPanther]

TWO HUNDRED AND TEN GRAMS OF SUGAR.

And that's only what's in front of him. Let us entertain the following:

There are 5 teas there. Assuming he is tasked with watching the entire game, we can conclude he has supplied himself 5 teas to last 3 hours, or 1.6667 teas/hr.

A dependency that strong does not last for a finite 3 hours in a Sunday afternoon. I think it's fair to say Dak doesn't drink those teas with breakfast, etc, but it's reasonable to postulate he drinks his first one during the early lunch hour. Let's say 1100. Likely, he continues to drink through the afternoon and into the dinnertime hours. Is it unreasonable to think his last tea is at 1900? I don't think so.

That's 8 hours of tea time x 1.6667 teas/hr. That's a total of 13.3333 teas/day, and assuming no tea is left unfinished, we can reasonably conclude Dak Prescott violates the Geneva Conventions by consuming 14 teas per day.

 

[BigToe]

Forgot about Dotson

 

[DancingPanther]

Christian Watson non-contact injury is a very big thing for Eagles playoff purposes.

So is Jaire Alexander

 

[ponder719]

Edwards-Helaire moved to New Orleans and immediately put on 20 lbs. This is the most relatable an NFL player has ever been.

Laissez les bon temps rouler.

 

[DancingPanther]

I had beignets in KOP before my LASIK a few years ago and they needed to be taken away from me

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Christian Watson non-contact injury is a very big thing for Eagles playoff purposes.

What about Jordan Love with a hand injury?

 

[FLYguy3911]

The Phillies chances to win the 2023 and 2024 World Series.

And the Sixers mid-year last year.

 

[DancingPanther]

What about Jordan Love with a hand injury?

Did he just get hurt?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Did he just get hurt?

Yes.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Safe to say sitting SaQuon and Lane and AJ etc etc was the right move today

 

[DancingPanther]

@PALE PWNR

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

164 passing yards being the most by an Eagles QB in a half this year is kinda funny.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Bucky just got eaten.

 

[Cody Webster]

It's windy as hell out there, but can't help but be a little nervous about Elliot.

If Goedert just catches that ball we're looking at the possibility of another McKee TD pass. Can't be f***ing up the Future's stats like that, does he know the stakes here?


Dallas better be ultrasounding him twice a week for kidney stones.

Prison immediately

I was going to say, guy might have kidney stones in his future. I substantially cut back my tea intake after getting one back in the spring

Bucky just got eaten.

Man got popped!

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This is a crime against humanity. That’s all sweet tea.

I think back to the days when a half gallon of Wawa peach flavored tea was a daily thing. Then I think about how happy I am that those are days I can think back on. Gross.

Forgot about Dotson

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Packers saying it’s his elbow and not his hand is intriguing.

 

[DancingPanther]

The Packers saying it’s his elbow and not his hand is intriguing.

What is the hand but the end of the arm?