Other Sports: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): THIS IS BRAZIL (Start Of 2024 Regular Season)

Flybynite

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Beef Invictus

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He throws such a nice ball for such a skinny lad.

With wrecked ribs too.

My whole life that team trained me to know that I should have gotten up to sate my lust for tacos instead of waiting an extra 20 seconds. But I thought, nah, this kid has earned having me watch every snap he plays.

How can I live in a society that expects me to be sober this week after that? What is the point of being a society?
 

Chinatown88

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With wrecked ribs too.

My whole life that team trained me to know that I should have gotten up to sate my lust for tacos instead of waiting an extra 20 seconds. But I thought, nah, this kid has earned having me watch every snap he plays.

How can I live in a society that expects me to be sober this week after that? What is the point of being a society?
Maybe this is your payment for putting up with The Child™ and her shenanigans.
 

Beef Invictus

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Maybe this is your payment for putting up with The Child™ and her shenanigans.

She is enraged. She roots for every team that is playing my team.

I asked why, and she said "because that's what you did to Grandad by liking Washington and not the Eagles."

I think I'll need to call him and ask about this. I wonder wherever she could have gotten that idea.
 

Beef Invictus

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Beef Invictus

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