Other Sports: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): THIS IS BRAZIL (Start Of 2024 Regular Season)

[JojoTheWhale]

Oops meant Cameron Williams

My bad. Then count me with Renner. This tackle class sucks.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Fields slander

Facts are not slander

 

[Chinatown88]

Facts are not slander

The Child™ shall punish you for the slander.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child™ shall punish you for the slander.

The Child declared she is going to be a scarlet kingsnake for Halloween, so Beefette is currently being punished for unknown sins while figuring out how to die that pattern into fabric.

 

[Chinatown88]

The Child declared she is going to be a scarlet kingsnake for Halloween, so Beefette is currently being punished for unknown sins while figuring out how to die that pattern into fabric.

Yeah but that doesn't directly affect you yet. The Child™ will come up with some devious shenanigans to directly impact you. The Universe shall will it into existence

 

[Jack Straw]

The Child declared she is going to be a scarlet kingsnake for Halloween, so Beefette is currently being punished for unknown sins while figuring out how to die that pattern into fabric.

Does The Child know that coral snakes look like scarlet kingsnakes, but they’re poisonous and therefore much cooler? As a father you should talk to her about things like this.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Does The Child know that coral snakes look like scarlet kingsnakes, but they’re poisonous and therefore much cooler? As a father you should talk to her about things like this.

Yes, she does know this. That's part of why this is a Halloween Trick. She says people will think she's a coral snake, and she'll be like SURPRISE! I am not! and people will be shocked.

She is certain of this

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Cody Webster, did you travel up to Ontario this weekend?

 

[Cody Webster]

@Cody Webster, did you travel up to Ontario this weekend?

Seems like I should have....maybe I'd have better luck up there. Draftkings gave me a $20 free bet the other day because their app was having issues. Rather than being logical and making a small bet with it, I did a 7 leg TD parlay...5 legs hit

 

[Beef Invictus]

Seems like I should have....maybe I'd have better luck up there. Draftkings gave me a $20 free bet the other day because their app was having issues. Rather than being logical and making a small bet with it, I did a 7 leg TD parlay...5 legs hit

This was the strong thing to do.

 

[Cody Webster]

This was the strong thing to do.

Absolutely. Why try and pad the account on a $20 bet to win $100 when I could do $20 to win $1000

 

[JojoTheWhale]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254022094635130

The streets are saying @Chinatown88 is washed. This was an hour ago.

Love it for Buffalo.

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254022094635130

The streets are saying @Chinatown88 is washed. This was an hour ago.

Love it for Buffalo.

I was busy. That's it. I'm updating my status.

 

[DancingPanther]

Seems like I should have....maybe I'd have better luck up there. Draftkings gave me a $20 free bet the other day because their app was having issues. Rather than being logical and making a small bet with it, I did a 7 leg TD parlay...5 legs hit

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254057901474078

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

 

[Kermit the Prog]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254057901474078

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

I approve. All Eagles games should be at 1PM.

Even Monday Night Football games. I'm dying on this hill.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254057901474078

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

Hell yes. We get the showdown in primetime. Well done!

 

[Chinatown88]

Hell yes. We get the showdown in primetime. Well done!

4:25. Still better than 1pm. Nantz and Romo. So maybe it's nationally televised?

 

[Flybynite]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254022094635130

The streets are saying @Chinatown88 is washed. This was an hour ago.

Love it for Buffalo.

Didn't Eagles give up a 3rd for Dotson?

 

[DancingPanther]

Didn't Eagles give up a 3rd for Dotson?

3rd and two 7ths lol. The Eagles got a 5th back though vs a 6th

#howieszn

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Didn't Eagles give up a 3rd for Dotson?

Yes, but 2 years of rookie contract. So that’s ~4.3 total for 2 years at 24yo.

Cooper is on an expiring deal that got restructured this offseason in prep for a trade, so it costs Buffalo ~806k.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846254022094635130

The streets are saying @Chinatown88 is washed. This was an hour ago.

Love it for Buffalo.

Must feel like being paroled from prison for him.

 

[Flybynite]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846291995243041063

 

[DancingPanther]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1846291995243041063

So like...he shouldn't be broadcasting at all then

 

[BrindamoursNose]

So like...he shouldn't be broadcasting at all then

That's what I've taken away from it

Greg Olsen is better anyway