News: Phil Kessel working out with the Canucks

[gritdash60]

Sign Kessel and send Veleno on some elon weirdo musk's rocket that goes to mars or whatever, sincerely Me.

that is still Jagr in my head haha


fulPhilled you mean?

Jagr will never retire, at 75yo he would be an asset in finnish "Liiga" for sure.

 

[tucker3434]

1yr. 500k Costco hotdogs.come win another cup in Colorado.

 

[fasterthanlight]

Sharks wouldn't surprise me with a handshake deal to be deadline traded to a contender, given that we tried to get Tarasenko.

 

[boredmale]

As a 10 min a night, 4th line PP specialist, he can help a team. Pens PP hasn't been the same since Kessel left. I think that was part of the Karlsson motivation.

If he can improve a PP, might not be a bad pickup for Islanders 30th best PP.

 

[Crazy8oooo]

I hope he never retires, modern day Jagr

Wouldn’t Jagr be the modern day Jagr since he’s still been playing up until now?

 

[BonMorrison]

My prediction is Minnesota or Florida.

 

[SeanMoneyHands]

Go for your 4th cup Phil. He was a key contributor in Vegas cup win.

 

[Three On Zero]

Did he confuse "contract offers" with "hotdog sponsorships" ?

 

[TheNumber4]

He brought the cup back to Toronto twice and his girlfriend is from Toronto. No secret Kessel views Toronto as home. We all know he’s a Wisconsin boy, but he spent a good portion of his career here.

Nah. He only brings the cup to Toronto to rub the Cup win in Leafs nations face. The same Leaf’s nation that jettisoned away as a cancer.

 

[Three On Zero]

Nah. He only brings the cup to Toronto to rub the Cup win in Leafs nations face. The same Leaf’s nation that jettisoned away as a cancer.

He brings the cup to the Toronto Hospital for Sick Kids, quite a ridiculous spin you put on it though

 

[Neutrinos]

I could see him ending up in Anaheim

 

[Three On Zero]

I could see him ending up in Anaheim

Somewhere like that. He's a great guy but the game has passed him by

 

[SeanMoneyHands]

Kessel to Colorado? Would be so fitting with the guys they’ve brought in this summer.

 

[AcerComputer]

I am hearing COL has upped their offer to 900 hotdogs

 

[Three On Zero]

I am hearing COL has upped their offer to 900 hotdogs

Shhh, you'll attract Joey Chestnut

 

[Chuck Norris Trophy]

These hotdog jokes are so original.

Come on Phil, you know you want to come back to Pittsburgh.

 

[francis246]

Nucks fans rejected this premise when I brought it up in another Kessel thread but I'm sticking to it. I think Kessel reunites with Tocchet in Vancouver.

Not only Tocchet, but Patrick Alvin and Jim Rutherford. That whole management group is very familiar with him. I can see it. Wouldn’t be a far move from Vegas for him either.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

These hotdog jokes are so original.

Come on Phil, you know you want to come back to Pittsburgh.

Hopefully he signs with the Pens. The NHL version of the Last Dance.

 

[namttebih]

'Murican beauty line:

Kessel - Matthews - Kane

 

[LEAFANFORLIFE23]

1yr. 500k Costco hotdogs.come win another cup in Colorado.

Minimum is 775K

 

[Ryder71]

These hotdog jokes are so original.

Come on Phil, you know you want to come back to Pittsburgh.

Wouldn't be a good fit this time around. Love Phil, but we have enough old guys who have seen better days.

 

[YP44]

Wouldn't be a good fit this time around. Love Phil, but we have enough old guys who have seen better days.

seems like a direct(yet fair) shot at Carter

 

[AcerComputer]

Minimum is 775K

They will have to up their offer by 16,667 hotdogs.

 

[I Hate Philadelphia]

Come home to toronto

i want tk see Phil Kessel 4x Stanley cup Champ

He wins the cup and then drops 1000 wieners on Steve Simmons

Toronto is always a top destination for players who want to win a cup.

 

[Prairie Habs]

Go for your 4th cup Phil. He was a key contributor in Vegas cup win.

Yeah, tough to find a guy who can hold down the press box like that