GDT: Perds @ McJesus and Drai Paper Bags at the ready!

[bdub24]

Someone has to sit me down and explain to me how these two teams are spending roughly the same money for their players

 

[SouthNash]

Sure would be nice if our "stars" showed up

 

[bdub24]

Sure would be nice if our "stars" showed up

They’re busy surfing Eventbrite for U2 tix

McJesus Christ Mason - Pikard had confidence his backdoor was covered and he was right. Down and out?

 

[SouthNash]

That Panara commercial
Yum

 

[sparkle twin]

It would be nice if any time we enter the zone, we had at least one player go to the front of the net. Instead of going right to the corner, maybe try getting the puck to the front of the net.

 

[SouthNash]

Do we had any shots on net?

 

[SouthNash]

Bleed

 

[Kat Predator]

Dmen making more saves than the goalie.

The ideal situation.

 

[sparkle twin]

How dare you hit Pretty Boy Vincenzo.
How. Dare. You.

 

[101st_fan]

Needs to be Jim Beam but I don't think they produce enough whiskey for this team.

Eewww.

Well, maybe Knob Creek or Bookers.

 

[SouthNash]

Oilers worse PK in the league?
Doesn't say much for our PP

 

[Soundgarden]

What a shitty PP

 

[101st_fan]

This team struggles to show 60 minutes of effort and heart.

 

[Soundgarden]

And yet another penalty

 

[SouthNash]

OMG!

 

[sparkle twin]

This is just comical at this point. I mean the league isn't even trying to hide it anymore.

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

This team struggles to show 60 minutes of effort and heart.

Also talent.

 

[Kat Predator]

Helpful public announcement:

"It'll just take a little time."

 

[SouthNash]

These commercials are killing me!

 

[101st_fan]

Also talent.

The team has demonstrated talent. Bruno has one approach but Trotz built a roster that doesn't align with it. None of them take ownership of bad decisions. The wins are in spite of the staff ... not because of it.

 

[sparkle twin]

Preds had 5 attempted shots that second period.

Five.

 

[GoldOnGold]

I know people differ on advanced stats, but I do think they are a useful tool in addition to the eye test.

With that caveat, Bruno's favorite d-pairs are both bottom 10 in expected goals league-wide among d-pairs with 100 mins or more (69 total):

 

[Armourboy]

Round and round we go, doing nothing is all we know!

 

[sparkle twin]

Pickard came out of the net because he's bored, he needed something to do to wake him up.

 

[Bye Bye Blueston]

Wedgie about only reason this is close. Yikes.