GDT: Perds @ McJesus and Drai Paper Bags at the ready!

[101st_fan]

Stick parallel to the ice, blade into the forearms, Sissons gonna get called for that most times.

 

[sparkle twin]

We play the 4on4 like it is a pk.

 

[SouthNash]

Dammit

 

[sparkle twin]

who f***ing cares.

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

I really Mcf***ing hate these guys.

And that goes double for the Oilers!

 

[Soundgarden]

Predictable

 

[SouthNash]

Shut up mason!

 

[Armourboy]

Really gonna stop the game for this crap? He's 1850 away from Gretzky, woooooo!

 

[101st_fan]

Horrible turnovers leading to a goal against after lucking out several times.

Setting up a 2 on 1 ... McJesus and Drai ... Russian roulette with a single shot cannon in your mouth.

 

[Armourboy]

Wish Mason and Willie would get on their knees more.

 

[hockey diva]

1 point for Draisitl

 

[sparkle twin]

We had a 3on1 and were caught on the back check that lead directly to that goal.

And we had another rush up the ice but were caught again on the back check.

 

[Armourboy]

Suckwood showed back up.

 

[sparkle twin]

Well it was a good first period.

 

[Soundgarden]

Falling apart

 

[Mass]

Another one of our illustrious offseason signings

 

[SouthNash]

This period sux

 

[101st_fan]

Nurse gets his 1st.

Fabbro doing nothing for us tonight.

 

[Armourboy]

Perry so slow even Suckwood could stop it.

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

At a certain point you'd think somebody had enough pride or shame to stop laying down and being a meme for McDoucheaitl, but Perds gonna Perd.

Can we waive someone else? Maybe an old player or a shitty one this time?

 

[Armourboy]

At a certain point you'd think somebody had enough pride or shame to stop laying down and being a meme for McDoucheaitl, but Perds gonna Perd.

Can we waive someone else? Maybe an old player or a shitty one this time?

At least replace Wedgewood. There has been enough goalies waived he could have been replaced.

 

[bdub24]

Can we switch our sponsor from Regents to Prozac or something god dammit

At least replace Wedgewood. There has been enough goalies waived he could have been replaced.

Maybe Columbus will claim him

 

[Armourboy]

Can we switch our sponsor from Regents to Prozac or something god dammit

Needs to be Jim Beam but I don't think they produce enough whiskey for this team.

 

[bdub24]

Hand to God I thought the Oilers sponsor was Capybara for a minute. This bathtub wine is legit!

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

At least replace Wedgewood. There has been enough goalies waived he could have been replaced.

Ugh, the Askarov handling and Saros extension just...so, so bad, even just 3 months later.