GDT: Panthers at Lightning, 6:30 PM

[batting1k]

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[TheImpatientBoomer]

BOOM

 

[pantherbot]

GR saying Tkachuk might actually need offseason surgery. He's 'fine' for now and obviously was a positive contributor to game 1, but he's not 100%. Hoping he can go for the next two months and then rest for like the next 6 months afterwards.

 

[Idiot Stick]

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great GDT as always, enjoy goin thru these handcrafted artisan works

 

[Idiot Stick]

GR saying Tkachuk might actually need offseason surgery. He's 'fine' for now and obviously was a positive contributor to game 1, but he's not 100%. Hoping he can go for the next two months and then rest for like the next 6 months afterwards.

huh, well that sucks

At least we dont use him for his skating, he can just park in front of the net the whole game

 

[batting1k]

 

[ShootIt]

SPOIL THIS HOSS

 

[Idiot Stick]

SPOIL THIS HOSS

23-0 lightning win, Cirelli on one leg 4 goals, hedman rips off verhaeghes head and has an interview with Katie

 

[ShootIt]

23-0 lightning win, Cirelli on one leg 4 goals, hedman rips off verhaeghes head and has an interview with Katie

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire​

US armed forces.

 

[Idiot Stick]

 

[ShootIt]

23-0 lightning win, Cirelli on one leg 4 goals, hedman rips off verhaeghes head and has an interview with Katie

Panthers will be lucky to score 0 goals, don't be dramtic.

Stamkos will be at the arena, willing the Lightning to victory. STAMKOS HAS BEEN SEEN, AND HAS RISEN

 

[Idiot Stick]

Panthers will be lucky to score 0 goals

 

[ShootIt]

Ok, so this one’s actually yuge, folks — we’ve got the Florida Panthers absolutely smacking around the Tampa Bay Lightning right now, and I mean, it’s not even close. The Panthers? They’re playing tough, they’re playing smart, and frankly, they’re playing like winners — the kind of winners that know how to handle business big league, alright?



Now the Lightning? Oh boy. The Tampa Bay DEI Lightning — Disaster Every Instance, ok? That’s what people are calling them. They used to be solid, strong, I mean really, they were no joke back in the day. But now? They're skating around like they just got back from a diversity training seminar instead of actually preparing for the playoffs. Sad!



Panthers took Game 1 — 6-2 — and they’re now up 1-0 in the series, and let me tell you, the energy from the Tampa crowd? Sad. weak, losers. It’s Florida hockey at its best. Tkachuk? He’s being a total beast out there. Bobrovsky? Stopping pucks like a wall made of brick and steel — the kind of wall we need on the southern border, by the way.




Meanwhile, Tampa’s over here pretending it’s still 2020 when they were dominating. Newsflash: it ain’t. Vasilevskiy’s getting lit up like a Christmas tree in a hurricane — it’s honestly brutal.




People are saying the Panthers could sweep. I’m not saying that yet, but I’m hearing it. And if Tampa doesn't wake up and stop playing like they’re doing HR workshops on the bench, this thing’s over real quick. Believe me.

 

[FloridaMan]

 

[Idiot Stick]

reinforcements have arrived
Tkachuk reportedly reinjured groin in tampa strip club and ekblad got pulled over with a blood-whopper content of 4%
Jones is fully healthy but is day to day

 

[Pink Panther]

I had really high hopes for
TBA???

on the
4th line and PK

but he never really
panned out, unfortunately.

 

[JP Mick]

Should've won the cup with that roster.

 

[ShootIt]

reinforcements have arrived
Tkachuk reportedly reinjured groin in tampa strip club and ekblad got pulled over with a blood-whopper content of 4%
Jones is fully healthy but is day to day

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Ok, so look — I gotta say, @Idiot Stick . What a name, folks. Sounds like the kind of guy who shows up late, spills his coffee, and still thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. Sad!
But seriously, some people, they just don’t get it. They’re not sending their best, folks. They’re sending the guy who thinks hockey is played with a beach ball. Total disaster!
Now, if you’re talkin’ about making America smart again — I like that, by the way — we might need to send certain folks on a little vacation. Maybe a one-way trip, you know, somewhere far away.
Anyway, let’s keep winning. Keep the Panthers rolling. Keep the Lightning crying. And keep the clowns out of the building. Believe me.

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[StrangeVision]

Why does this place suddenly look like Japanese porn.

 

[BabyBennettov]

Why the f*** am I already drunk in the morning while I didn’t even had my first Margarita yet ?!

I can’t read any posts in this thread, all I’m seeing is trouble !!

 

[Idiot Stick]

weird im not having any issues on my end

 

[Pink Panther]

Why the f*** am I already drunk in the morning while I didn’t even had my first Margarita yet ?!

I can’t read any posts in this thread, all I’m seeing is trouble !!

Be careful this thread is NSFW

 

[Gizmoskevich]

I hate all of you.

 

[JP Mick]

Why does this place suddenly look like Japanese porn.

I thought it was personal. I can't even see the bush.

 

[pb1300]

GR saying Tkachuk might actually need offseason surgery. He's 'fine' for now and obviously was a positive contributor to game 1, but he's not 100%. Hoping he can go for the next two months and then rest for like the next 6 months afterwards.

LTIR him for the season, be even more Vegas than Vegas!