Eklund Rumor: Pacioretty really wants to live in Florida

[Yamazaki]

Disappointed we’re already on page 2 and a habs fan hasn’t put up a patio-ready meme.

 

[McDrai]

How the f*** does this troll get any views? What trades has he actually uncovered before other "insiders"?

 

[HOPE]

Seeing as he has no NTC/NMC, this is completely irrelevant even if true, which, considering the source...

I mean i can see pacioretty sneaking out word since he knows it will go public and basicly send a message to florida he wants to play for them! Everyone knows eklund a troll but it’s plausible. Only thing is it could scare other team!

 

[Son of Petter]

Tell him there’s no units available in Del Boca Vista.

 

[kovacro]

Is he looking to settle in Del Boca Vista next door to Jack Klompus?

Maybe Morty Seinfeld can drive Max to practice in his new Cadillac.

 

[Hockeyholic]

So does my old man. Is Patches retiring?

He's already " retired" by the way he plays.

 

[WingsMJN2965]

I mean i can see pacioretty sneaking out word since he knows it will go public and basicly send a message to florida he wants to play for them! Everyone knows eklund a troll but it’s plausible. Only thing is it could scare other team!

Would be a dumb move. Get traded where you can get traded so he can hopefully boost his performance. Play out the last year of your deal and maximize your money when you want to sign with FLA as a UFA.

 

[HawkeyTalkMan]

He wants that year round Speedo tan

 

[Winnipeg Jets]

Is there a way to hide specific tags in the trade forums?

 

[LEAFANFORLIFE23]

he makes millions of dollars a year why can't he do it? Lou did it when he played in Vancouver

 

[wahsnairb]

I live in Florida; I don’t blame him.

 

[FunkySeeFunkyDo]

Taxes

yeah, but gators and skeeters.

 

[Rafafouille]

This isn't an Eklund original rumor. George Laraque was talking about Pacioretty wanting to play for florida about two weeks ago. Probably signs his new contract there no matter who he gets traded to.

 

[HOPE]

He’s a goal closer to florida!!!

 

[Cor]

Same.

 

[Aoko]

Another source tells that Pacioretty want to play where the Hurricanes are

Now you're speaking my language.

Sergachev has been so bad tonight, I wouldn't even feel bad trading him for Karlsson anymore.

 

[CupsOverCash]

This isn't an Eklund original rumor. George Laraque was talking about Pacioretty wanting to play for florida about two weeks ago. Probably signs his new contract there no matter who he gets traded to.

I could see FL signing him.

 

[Number1RedWingsFan52]

I live in Florida; I don’t blame him.

Same here, Wouldn't trade it for the world.

 

[Jozay]

headlines just said he wants a trade

they mentioned the kings as a potential landing spot

 

[BHD]

Is there a way to hide specific tags in the trade forums?

You could... (wait for it)

Ignore the thread.

 

[pth2]

We will gladly take Borgstrom and your 1st 2018 off your shoulders.

I'd say that and Bjugstad would do the job. The 1st can even be top 10 protected.

 

[Gabe Kupari]

Wow. Bjugstad. People still pretending hes some cant miss prospect still? At what point are these players what they are. Bjugstad sucks. If Bjugstad is involved in a Patches deal... Floridas 1st will be also.

Fun fact tho... Patches already lives in Florida in the off season.. His neighbour is Blake Wheeler

 

[ottomaddox]

Florida is only nice to visit. You'd never want to live there.

LOL at Patches in Disney World.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Is he looking to settle in Del Boca Vista next door to Jack Klompus?

Maybe Morty Seinfeld can drive Max to practice in his new Cadillac.

I wonder if he would sign his new contract with an astronaut pen.

 

[crowi]

Patioready wants to patio up. That's what he does when playoffs happen.