Berbube, Shanahan and Treliving walk into a bar - June 20, 2024
Shanahan - So......what do we do about God?
Berube - God? I'm not very religious
Treliving - He's asking us about Marner. He's a God around these parts
Berube - Ohhhh......well, I think I can get to him. Give me a shot.
Treliving - He is on a short leash. The fans want him gone. Are you sure you can get to him Chief?
Berube - I think so.
Shanahan - I'm glad we sorted that out.....it's all part of the "Shanaplan". Who wants a broken down golf cart?
Hotstove Scotiabank Arena - January 28, 2025
Shanahan - it's time to start thinking of our TDL strategy.
Treliving - Well, we have a number of UFA's the biggest being Mitch....but I've already been in talks with his Dad, and I am confident he is going to re-sign with us.
Shanahan - What's the number?
Treliving - He wants somewhere between Auston and Willy?
Berube - From ice level, I think he is earning it. Top 5 in scoring, and playing a defensively responsible game.
Shanahan - It never looks good trading a God. Chief....you've really changed the culture here. I would hate to lose Mitch, seeing what he has just become.
Treliving - so we either trade Mitch now for a huge return, or I think we get that deal signed before TDL. We really can't risk him walking in the off-season. I think Mitch helps us win the cup this year.....core 4 baby. What do you guys think?
Shanahan - the plan baby....sign.
Berube - sign
Treliving - unanimous then.....I'll call Paul.
Shanahan - round of shirley temples?
May 1st, 2025 - Atlantis Beach Resort.- Bahamas
Nostrils - Whats the plan today Mitch?
God - well, I think I'm going to hit the links, and then go try that slide that goes underwater through all the fish. You?
Nostrils - I've got a jet ski lined up
Willy - me too!
Pajama Boy - ah shit - you guys have too much fun. The wife and I are leaving the kids with the nanny going on a sunset catamaran on Richard Branson's mini yacht.
God - ditch the wife and come ride waterslide with me?
Pajama Boy - do you think this is a good idea boys....I mean, we just lost in the first round to the Habs. Fans might not like it!
God - well.....we are GODSSSSSS!
Pajama Boy - true....thank god I signed for another 6 years. Didn't think they would give me that much, especially at 9.2 million.
Nostrils - you earned it my Captain
Willy - skibidi
God - shot of grey goose anyone?
Pajama Boy - I don't drink
Nostrils - sure....does it have those little gold flakes in it?
Willy - I need the courage to rizz those girls over there....pour!
God - whew.....decent! Let's do this again next year...k?
Willy - for shizzle ma
le
Pajama Boy - same time same place?
Nostrils - of course!