FROM REDDIT. YES THERE ARE SOME… “TYPOS”.
Colorado Avalanche: WERE WINNING THE CUP BABY! We will not speak of last year ever again.
Vegas Golden Nights: we’re fine right? Ok we are good, WINNING THE CUP BABY!
Minnesota Wild: I didn’t hear no bell
St. Louis Blues: cry’s in Gloria
Carolina Panthers: WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE?
Nashville Predators: NEVER!
Tampa Bay Lightning: no no no no no no no no please no.
Florida Panthers: were still alive... weird.
Pittsburg Penguins: PENS WINNING THE STANLEY CUP, GONNA BEAT THOSE ISLANDER f***S... passes out for a brief moment from being drunk YNZER NATION FOREVER!
New York Islanders: Where was this last year Jesus Christ we could win this thing.
Boston Bruins: Is way to drunk to give any kind of logical or even understandable response
Washington Capitals: sometimes, it’s the smaller things in life, like having your star player want to play for your team, or everybody forgetting how much of a piece of shit Wilson is because we’re eliminated. Hey it’s better then not making the playoffs I guess.
Toronto Maple Leafs: we got this in the bag... right?
Montreal Canadiens: fire literally everybody, yes that includes the janitors.
Winnipeg Jets: Sorry what were you asking me about to busy SWEEPING AWAY THIS SPILT OIL ON THE GROUND!
Edmonton Oilers: “9 1 1 what’s your emergency”, yeah can I get connected to suicide hot line?