OT: Ottawa Senators Rink Breakdown

[King Karlsson]

Saw this picture on Reddit, we could collaborate and make a Sens rink breakdown

Blank template is here: http://i.imgur.com/lBAA6kh.jpg

Click to read more...

 

[OmniSens]

Ah man, that's great!

 

[Flamingo]

I read "Arc of Clown Balls."

 

[mcnorth]

So what could be on ours?

Where Alfie nailed Tucker?
Nieuwendyk's backhand zone?
Alfie fake stick throw?
Carkner clown Boyle zone?
Turris OT snipe zone?
Karlsson exit zone?
Arvedsson bench?
Brian Murray troll suite?
Corvo one-hopper spot?
Spezza chase Crosby behind the net area?
Domi Havlat hit spot?
Persson career-ending idiot check area?
Stomach flu bench?

 

[Flamingo]

Havlat kick-to-berries spot.

Leclaire head injury danger (bench).

 

[McManked]

"Simplified" trying to get the ball rolling ideas.

 

[crockpot]

That's great! Saw it on the main forum first but it's just as funny here!

Datsyuk Expressway could easily be changed to Karlsson Speedway or something.

I'm completely computer illiterate so don't know how to do these things on the blank thingie.

 

[mcnorth]

That's awesome, Manked.

Maybe the entire rink should have ALFIE as a watermark or something. It's his house.

Silfverberg high glove penalty shot release spot?
Where all the Heatley sweaters landed?
Maybe the dumpster they threw the ill-conceived "Senator" outfit in?
Where Rachunek chased Friesen? (why Karl why?)

 

[mcnorth]

Chara ragdolling McCabe?
Where Joseph ran over that ref when he threw that temper tantrum?
1/2 of the stands blue where the Leaf fans sit? Other half Canadiens fans? ha!
Pronger McAmmond?

 

[Benjamin]

This was posted on Reddit today...

 

[ATdaisuki]

why didn't i check this thread out sooner? this is all pure gold.
10/10 would read again.

 

[FolignoQuantumLeap]

From goal line to goal line should be Karlsson's office.

Goal line could also be Spezza's 'bank'.

Defensive blue line: A-Train tracks

Our crease: free shots for visitors

Opposition's blue line: Spezza's gifts

 

[NyQuil]

Goaltender logo - Smolinski's Sweet Spot.

 

[FolignoQuantumLeap]

Goaltender logo - Smolinski's Sweet Spot.

That has to go to Mike Fisher

 

[Legend Killer]

Make some sort of area behind the net where Neil attempts his wraparounds.

Bench area... Something to do with Clouston.

End of bench... Something about LeClaire getting hurt...

 

[CanadianHockey]

The whole damn rink needs to be labelled the Pascal Leclaire Injury Zone.

Make a box that straddles the home bench and one seat in the first row of the stands, label it MacLean Cloning Project.

The one penalty box door ought to be about Andy Sutton hitting Jordan Leopold.

A spot way off in the stands to be labelled 'Eugene's drunk interviews'

Press box labelled 'Uncle Potvin's Liquor Cabinet'

 

[Indrew]

In front of the Sens bench could be the:

"Cory Clouston Memorial Too Many Men on the Ice Penalty WADE REDDEN GET ON THE FRIGGIN ICE Line Change Area", or CCMTMMOTIPWRGOTFILCA for short.

 

[starling]

"Turris, the Goal" spot

 

[TkachukMyAho]

Dave Dziurzynski's "resting" area.

 

[take a peek]

too good...ahhh memory lane, for better and worse.

props to you mcnorth.


Emery vs goon octagon
Yashin backhand roof faceoff dot
Sutton expert analysis centre
Tuckers home bench punch buffet
Mucklers empty cupboard

 

[Milan the God*]

Marian Hossa's high stick zone

 

[Max Power]

An area on the red line called 'Leafs shoot here for Lalime five-hole' would be good. Also a 'Cook Crime Scene Investigation Quarantine area' would be good as well. Have to make fun of ourselves too

Marian Hossa's high stick zone

haha I like that... Maybe Quinn no forgives area

 

[danishh]

the 'why rico persson, why???' corner.

havlat will kick you in the balls here.

 

[darglor]

Embarassing Spartan spot at center ice

 

[Mark Stones Spleen]

Ottawa's bench - referring to penalty box