expatriatedtexan
Illegitimati non carborundum
- Aug 17, 2005
- 20,141
- 17,753
I can't imagine a scenario where I would say anything other than, "Damn Larry...it was fun as hell watching you growing up. Thanks for the memories dude!"I'm just imagining the imaginary scenario where you, the imaginary coach, tells Larry Bird to play the 2.
Jordan as your shooting guard wouldn't be a bad consolation prize.
Honestly though, I wonder how MJ would've been as a 3. We all know he could sink it from distance, but he just didn't like to, he drove to the net every chance he got. LeBron started as a PG but I think he's been a SF for most of his career.
Don't even think I would dare ask the guy to sign an autograph. He could be freakin' brutal with the barbs. I can still hear him trash talking players up and down the ice all game long in my mind. The dude was a relentless shit talker.