OT Thread XVII: Ashley Mazzella's Rock Hard Revolution

[Killem Dafoe]

I have a feeling that an FBI agent will be making a stop in this thread. Act cool everyone.

If they do come here i'll be all..

 

[Boruto]

I have a feeling that an FBI agent will be making a stop in this thread. Act cool everyone.

FBI agent, Michael Scarn.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Next time I date the girl better be normal

That is an impossible feat.

 

[nyrpassion]

Next time I date the girl better be normal

 

[Kakko]

So, my face/body is finally transitioning from boy to man, and I'm nailing down the Rick Nash look.

Unfortunately I've also decided to have my bi-yearly 2 week 'face problem' outbreak

 

[Thirty One]

FBI agent, Michael Scarn.

I nominate Threat Level Midnight for the next OT title.

 

[Krams]

Who wants somebody that's normal? No fun at all.

 

[Boruto]

The best doctor.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

There isn't much excitement in stability.

 

[Krams]

I think it's about time for a McDonald's run.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

So, my face/body is finally transitioning from boy to man, and I'm nailing down the Rick Nash look.

Unfortunately I've also decided to have my bi-yearly 2 week 'face problem' outbreak

Oh Lordy.

Not everyone can have a beard as majestic as mine. Your day will come m'boy.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

Next time I date the girl better be normal

'Normal' and girl do not belong in the same sentence. You just have to find the one who is the least crazy.

I'm pretty sure they monitor me every place I go, so they've likely been here for awhile.

Well, if we don't hear from SFW for a few days, we'll know what happened. Did you lead some sort of violent protest against consumerism?

 

[Kane One]

I think it's about time for a McDonald's run.

I approve this message.

 

[Boruto]

Who wants somebody that's normal? No fun at all.

that why I fall in love with someone that has a girlfriend.

 

[Krams]

I am a passionately non-violent individual. Violence is the grounds on which I reject the legitimacy of the State.

 

[Kane One]

How the hell does someone become a baseball official scorer? The Cyclones GM didn't email me back. I just emailed the Madison HS athletic director, but I'd rather start higher up.

 

[Thirty One]

So, my face/body is finally transitioning from boy to man, and I'm nailing down the Rick Nash look.

Unfortunately I've also decided to have my bi-yearly 2 week 'face problem' outbreak

I don't know what that is but what I'm picturing in my head is gruesome.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

There isn't much excitement in stability.

I'm under the assumption that when someone gets to the point in their life when they work 9-5 and have other responsibilities, stability is welcomed.

For someone who is younger and has less responsibility, I definitely agree.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

that why I fall in love with someone that has a girlfriend.

One of my best friends did that once. It was such a fun and dramatic tale to unfold right before my eyes. It was a real treat. I feel for you though.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I'm under the assumption that when someone gets to the point in their life when they work 9-5 and have other responsibilities, stability is welcomed.

For someone who is younger and has less responsibility, I definitely agree.

I'm also totally not saying that because I'm trying to coax some poor girl into putting up with my ****.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I don't know what that is but what I'm picturing in my head is gruesome.

I was searching for a pic to go along with this and made myself ill.

 

[Krams]

I'm under the assumption that when someone gets to the point in their life when they work 9-5 and have other responsibilities, stability is welcomed.

For someone who is younger and has less responsibility, I definitely agree.

Stability leads to complacency. Complacency leads to the passive acceptance of tyranny. One must never become so complacent that they neglect their duty to question.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Stability leads to complacency. Complacency leads to the passive acceptance of tyranny. One must never become so complacent that they neglect their duty to question.

Whenever I get a girlfriend, I'm showing her this post.

"WE CANT BE STABLE OTHERWISE I'LL WAKE UP ONE DAY AND YOU'LL TURN INTO JOESPH STALIN".

 

[Kakko]

I don't know what that is but what I'm picturing in my head is gruesome.

It's like acne, but nowhere near as bad. So it's really barely anything. But still, I usually have a flawless face

 

[Krams]

Whenever I get a girlfriend, I'm showing her this post.

"WE CANT BE STABLE OTHERWISE I'LL WAKE UP ONE DAY AND YOU'LL TURN INTO JOESPH STALIN".

1. Acquire girlfriend.
2. Reach level of stability with said girlfriend.
3. Girlfriend turns into Joseph Stalin.
4. ??
5. Profit.