OT Thread XVI: Inglorious HFBasterds

[Krams]

What's the point of cigarettes?

It's a vice. Just like the millions of other vices out there.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

As does hookah. The real difference is that you smoke hookah to relax for a longer amount of time since it's always a ***** to set up. It's also more enjoyable with friends since you could chill back, smoke hookah, talk, and play some cards or whatever.

Meh. To each his own. I just find myself blowing pointless smoke with them.

I NEED MAH CARCINOGENS BOI

 

[Boruto]

I hate truck commercials. The sound effects, visuals and marketing strategy is so blatantly heterosexual and macho it's disgusting. The worst part is that it works.

 

[Boruto]

It's a vice. Just like the millions of other vices out there.

Like my gambling. Drowning in debt.

 

[Kane One]

Like my gambling. Drowning in debt.

Drowns in debt

Becomes HFBoards sponsor

Money well spent.

 

[Kakko]

He likes to pretend he's poor. He's actually making more money than half our team

 

[Krams]

I hate truck commercials. The sound effects, visuals and marketing strategy is so blatantly heterosexual and macho it's disgusting. The worst part is that it works.

I'm not sure why 'heterosexual' should have a negative connotation. Testosterone =/= an endorsement of heterosexuality, as if it needed one to begin with.

The "machoness", yeah I guess. Let's face it, if you aren't buying a truck because you need it for work, then you're buying one to overcompensate in other areas. RAM has some fairly decent commercials, with the exception of their Superbowl ad.

In general, commercials perpetuate the notion that we need to compulsively consume in order to be happy. Truck commercials specifically is nothing to get riled up about. It's the mindset that should upset you.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I really want my Dad's truck. That thing kicks ass.

 

[Boruto]

Drowns in debt

Becomes HFBoards sponsor

Money well spent.

it was overdue

 

[Boruto]

I'm not sure why 'heterosexual' should have a negative connotation. Testosterone =/= an endorsement of heterosexuality, as if it needed one to begin with.

The "machoness", yeah I guess. Let's face it, if you aren't buying a truck because you need it for work, then you're buying one to overcompensate in other areas. RAM has some fairly decent commercials, with the exception of their Superbowl ad.

In general, commercials perpetuate the notion that we need to compulsively consume in order to be happy. Truck commercials specifically is nothing to get riled up about. It's the mindset that should upset you.

I just used heterosexual to express the.... inherently overcompensating primal atavistic do you even lift texture it has. Commercialism and consumerism are never far from mind. Like when I went to bed bath and beyond today. I was amazed by the amount of happiness that a new pillow could bring into my life that I decided to drop out of school and quit going to the gym and just let the pillows do the work.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Sheldon Souray can eat a bag of ****s

 

[Boruto]

I really want my Dad's truck. That thing kicks ass.

which truck?

 

[Kakko]

I prefer my cars small

 

[Boruto]

Sheldon Souray can eat a bag of ****s

explain.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

I really want my Dad's truck. That thing kicks ass.

I love trucks I have an explorer but I'd totally get a pickup

 

[Killem Dafoe]

explain.

Well, first of all i had to censor that word manually because the auto censor I guess allows it. So that was a close one.

Secondly, he may eat an entire bag of d***s because he sucks and now I need to replace him on my fantasy team. Only two realistic options would be JayBo or Dougie Hamilton. I have little faith in either one.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

I'm trying to buy an ex police interceptor crown vic.

 

[Boruto]

Well, first of all i had to censor that word manually because the auto censor I guess allows it. So that was a close one.

Secondly, he may eat an entire bag of d***s because he sucks and now I need to replace him on my fantasy team. Only two realistic options would be JayBo or Dougie Hamilton. I have little faith in either one.

why not DM? He's an absolute superstar in the making. I mean, why else would they do a 3 minute pregame starring Dougie? It has to be.

 

[Krams]

I just used heterosexual to express the.... inherently overcompensating primal atavistic do you even lift texture it has. Commercialism and consumerism are never far from mind. Like when I went to bed bath and beyond today. I was amazed by the amount of happiness that a new pillow could bring into my life that I decided to drop out of school and quit going to the gym and just let the pillows do the work.

Equating heterosexuality with that state of mind is a no-no.

 

[Kakko]

Well, first of all i had to censor that word manually because the auto censor I guess allows it. So that was a close one.

Secondly, he may eat an entire bag of d***s because he sucks and now I need to replace him on my fantasy team. Only two realistic options would be JayBo or Dougie Hamilton. I have little faith in either one.

I have dougie on my team

 

[Krams]

I'm trying to buy an ex police interceptor crown vic.

I used to drive an ex-police Intrepid.

 

[Krams]

I take back what I said. I'd totally drive a Ford F150 Raptor.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Heterosexual does not equal over-bearing pseudo masculinity.

 

[Boruto]

Equating heterosexuality with that state of mind is a no-no.

Haha Are you like that as well ?
You can't blame me when I'm surrounded by that every time I go out and my friends get in **** because they have to be all macho. The 3 of us that aren't straight just chill off to the side and drink and snack on food.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Heterosexual does not equal over-bearing pseudo masculinity.

This.