OT Thread XV: Too Deep For You

[Clowes Line]

I've been growing a beard since the end of Freshman year. And now at the ripe old age of 18, I can grow a pretty disgusting beard, and by disgusting, I mean disgusting.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

CCP noted for having canaries seek refuge in his beard.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

Dudee..,yesss. And beer!! hahaha, I sound like an alcoholic. I just extended my weekend festivities by partaking in an event that occurs 52 times in a 12 month period, Sunday Funday!

This is pretty much a judge free zone, I'm sure. Can we at least call you the resident drunk?

 

[Killem Dafoe]

You guys don't even wanna glimpse at my majestic beard. It will make you crumble in shame.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I look like a 3rd rate homeless man if I don't shave for awhile. I grow a terrible beard.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

It was platonic. It better have been, or Killem will come around with Chris Hansen again.

::hovers finger over the paste button:: what's that? who said what? You know what? I'm photoshopping more of those pics now.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

This thread has now reminded me that I haven't shaved in six days.

I'm inspired. I think over the summer I'm going to let it grow wild for like two or three weeks. Or, until I get in trouble with my boss at work.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

I look like a 3rd rate homeless man if I don't shave for awhile. I grow a terrible beard.

One of my closer friends has the same problem. We give him so much **** for it lol.

I'm lucky that mine actually grows in pretty evenly. Some people have told me I look better with facial hair, but I don't know/care enough to keep it stylized.

 

[nyrpassion]

This is pretty much a judge free zone, I'm sure. Can we at least call you the resident drunk?

haha, I just heard/read something like this yesterday:
If you drink and you pass classes you're a college student. If you fail your classes you're a drunk, if you drop out you're a alcoholic. I am passing all my classes.

 

[Clowes Line]

My problem with the beard is this: With a rounder jaw line, I feel the beard just makes you look chubbier. If you have a squarer jaw line, a beard can make you look like the ****ing man.

That's why I shave every two-three days.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

 

[*Bob Richards*]

My "beard" comes in blond anyway, so it takes forever and a week to even see it.

 

[Clowes Line]

My "beard" comes in blond anyway, so it takes forever and a week to even see it.

Yea I'm really white and my hair is dark brown. An unattended beard just makes me look like a hairy monster. A tan does wonders for the beard look.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

My "beard" comes in blond anyway, so it takes forever and a week to even see it.

I have the opposite problem. My hair color is pretty dark, so, even if it isn't very long, it's still easy to see.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

#BlondGuyProbz

I'm legally forced to wear a hat in my car as it causes a glare and impairs the vision of other drivers.

 

[nyrpassion]

haha, I love these random pop in's in between "manly" talks.

 

[Muh]

Suffern beats Mamaroneck in OT to win the section. Next Saturday vs Saratoga at SportoRama, State Quarterfinals.

Suffern looking to defend their NY State Championship from last year.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Suffern beats Mamaroneck in OT to win the section. Next Saturday vs Saratoga at SportoRama, State Quarterfinals.

Suffern looking to defend their NY State Championship from last year.

You know any players from last years Suffern team? I know the goalie very well.

 

[nyrpassion]

I wish I knew how to photoshop

 

[Krams]

♫ Blonde guys we have problems too ♫
♫ We're just like you ♫
♫ Except we're blonde ♫

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I wish I knew how to photoshop

I wanna make that one my avatar.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

♫ Blonde guys we have problems too ♫
♫ We're just like you ♫
♫ Except we're blonde ♫

My struggle is no laughing matter.

 

[Krams]

My struggle is no laughing matter.

Mein Kampf?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Mein Kampf?

Well, my flawless Aryan appearance now makes sense.