OT Thread XIV: Hayley Williams - Ending Wars One Wink At a Time

[Ex Officer Friendly]

IRC my friend.

Ok I will be there in like 20 mins

 

[*Bob Richards*]

We are just waiting on Paradox to share his stories.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

We are just waiting on Paradox to share his stories.

I would offer to share stories but they suck

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Lies. It all depends on how you tell it.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Bow to your OT Thread leader.

Do it or I'll make you go where Donny Most went.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Bow to your OT Thread leader.

Do it or I'll make you go where Donny Most went.

I run this show now.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

I run this show now.

Awwwww Bob Richards thinks he has power. How cute.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Awwwww Bob Richards thinks he has power. How cute.

You got something to say, hombre?

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Sorry guys. Just got back from my latest tanning session because I have to uphold my hideous Jersey code. I don't always like looking like a carrot as I hate vegetables because I'm 6 six years old hiding behind a blue title on a hockey forum. I tried contacting my good friend Bob Richards but he was too busy existing which is way more important and he had no time to deal with my petty problems.

I'm here to renounce my Man Card (Serial #342948283) as I have committed an atrocity. While I was trying on my latest batch of cosmetic makeup, I accidentally slipped and lipstick marked my entire face. I didn't want to clean it off myself, so I did the only thing I could do.

I smeared my head in peanut better and got the dog to clean it off.

I am a sinner.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

i'm a whiny little girl and i have no experience in the real world of moddingggg

i wish zenith could teach me what he knows but he knows too much for one human being to possibly comprehend

and i look like michael moore

 

[NYRPat21]

I'm dying

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I do not look like Michael Moore.

I am gorgeous.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Bob looks a little like Michael Moore.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

I do not look like Michael Moore.

I am gorgeous.

Michael Moore definitely seems like an accurate description.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Sorry guys. Just got back from my latest tanning session because I have to uphold my hideous Jersey code. I don't always like looking like a carrot as I hate vegetables because I'm 6 six years old hiding behind a blue title on a hockey forum. I tried contacting my good friend Bob Richards but he was too busy existing which is way more important and he had no time to deal with my petty problems.

I'm here to renounce my Man Card (Serial #342948283) as I have committed an atrocity. While I was trying on my latest batch of cosmetic makeup, I accidentally slipped and lipstick marked my entire face. I didn't want to clean it off myself, so I did the only thing I could do.

I smeared my head in peanut better and got the dog to clean it off.

I am a sinner.

This is telling.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

I don't have a dog.

Remember the tanning lady, though? She's from my town.

So...I guess it's relevant?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

You have one now.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

Why?

 

[Killem Dafoe]

To get to the dumb dumb's house.

 

[The Perfect Paradox]

We are just waiting on Paradox to share his stories.

Forgot about this last night when I re-entered the chat. It's not that amazing of a story, it was just relevant lol. Maybe another time.

 

[Thirty One]

I feel like the world of acronyms moves way too fast for me. I just figured out what rofl means.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I feel like the world of acronyms moves way too fast for me. I just figured out what rofl means.

Richards Only Fires Light?

 

[Thirty One]

Richards Only Fires Light?

YGTER

(You got that exactly right)

 

[Jabroni]

Richards Only Fires Light?

Richards only *farts* light.