OT Thread XIII: If Love Is In The Air.... I'll Stop Breathing Edition

[*Bob Richards*]

My older cousin was smoking. He was like 13 or 15. Somewhere in there. He lit one up, and I asked what it was. He instructed me on how to use it. I was 5 and tried smoking it and coughed a whole bunch. Never did it again. I had never really seen one before that other than when I would occasionally see my dad cause he smoked his whole life.

When you were 5? Must have been a hundred years ago.

I also read this somewhere.

Can't imagine why you're familiar with it....

 

[Boruto]

Can Canadians get cubans?

I believe so.

 

[Callagraves]

I'd like to request a Montecristo.

Not the count of monte cristo, right? Got a bad temper, that one.

 

[Boruto]

I'd like to request a Montecristo.

Anything for you.

 

[Krams]

Anything for you.

 

[Bleedred]

When you were 5? Must have been a hundred years ago.

Thanks Bob you just crushed my confidence next time I try to hook up with one of those 22 year olds!

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Thanks Bob you just crushed my confidence next time I try to hook up with one of those 22 year olds!

Hey man, I had your back from Day 1 of that story. Bob Richards is invested in the Chronicles of the other BR.

 

[Callagraves]

Thanks Bob you just crushed my confidence next time I try to hook up with one of those 22 year olds!

I'd go a year older or younger if I were you. 22 their either out of school and looking for work (most likely failing), or still in school because they're dumb and take too long.

I'm totally not 22 in my super senior year. Not at all.


**** everyone.

 

[NYRPat21]

BR's fo lyfe

 

[Bleedred]

Hey man, I had your back from Day 1 of that story. Bob Richards is invested in the Chronicles of the other BR.

I know you did, and I appreciate that! Unfortunately for me I'm too caught up in someone else, and have been for months! Someone I have no chance with right now.

 

[Bleedred]

I'd go a year older or younger if I were you. 22 their either out of school and looking for work (most likely failing), or still in school because they're dumb and take too long.

I'm totally not 22 in my super senior year. Not at all.


**** everyone.

I only said 22 cause some girl I thought I was making a connection with a couple months ago happened to be 22. Unfortunately she was taken, but was really flattered by it all. I still go in there occasionally, and it's not awkward at all.

 

[Callagraves]

I only said 22 cause some girl I thought I was making a connection with a couple months ago happened to be 22. Unfortunately she was taken, but was really flattered by it all. I still go in there occasionally, and it's not awkward at all.

Waitress or bartender?

 

[Krams]

Well, nobody wanted to help me with my homework. At least help me come up with a decent excuse for why it's not done?

 

[Kane One]

Well, nobody wanted to help me with my homework. At least help me come up with a decent excuse for why it's not done?

Give your teacher a link to all the OT threads.

 

[Callagraves]

Well, nobody wanted to help me with my homework. At least help me come up with a decent excuse for why it's not done?

Because I'm too busy comparing Nietzsche to Buffy the Vampire Slayer for a senior thesis.

I know that doesn't help, but it's so absurd I had to tell people.

 

[Krams]

Give your teacher a link to all the OT threads.

I would probably be expelled and receive a visit from the FBI.

 

[Bleedred]

Waitress or bartender?

Close but neither. A check out girl at a 7-11!

 

[Callagraves]

Close but neither. A check out girl at a 7-11!

Shoulda known better.


There's nothing good for you you're gonna find at a 7-11

 

[Boruto]

I would probably be expelled and receive a visit from the FBI.

I swear, I was only here for the chats. Is it illegal to only chat with these minors? I haven't done anything.

 

[Krams]

I swear, I was only here for the chats. Is it illegal to only chat with these minors? I haven't done anything.

Thirteen moar days.

 

[Boruto]

Thirteen moar days.

i'll bring you a present in jul. i suck at selecting gifts though so you've been warned.

 

[Krams]

i'll bring you a present in jul. i suck at selecting gifts though so you've been warned.

If you have five months to make a decision, I expect something pretty ****ing fantastic.

 

[Boruto]

If you have five months to make a decision, I expect something pretty ****ing fantastic.

doesnt work like dat

 

[Krams]

doesnt work like dat

Well, excuse me.

 

[Boruto]

Well, excuse me.

whatever I get, I'll throw in an ice cream cake.