OT Thread XIII: If Love Is In The Air.... I'll Stop Breathing Edition

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I hit on my boss's daughter once. I needed a raise pretty bad and she wasn't much of a looker. She fell in love with me and her dad gave me a raise and a promotion. After I moved my way up to the top I dumped her and told her that my love for her was much to great and was interfering with my work. I felt like If i loved her any more I would want to quit and run away with her. So she cried for a bit and her dad told her to get over it because I had the company's best interest in mind.

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I hit on my boss's daughter once. I needed a raise pretty bad and she wasn't much of a looker. She fell in love with me and her dad gave me a raise and a promotion. After I moved my way up to the top I dumped her and told her that my love for her was much to great and was interfering with my work. I felt like If i loved her any more I would want to quit and run away with her. So she cried for a bit and her dad told her to get over it because I had the company's best interest in mind.

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If you really did this, you really are a boss.
 
So, is this big Sony announcement in February 20th going to be the Playstation 4?
 
I'm seriously pissed off at my German and English teachers. Apparently they expect everyone to be great at analyzing literature. Everyone should be at the same level. We have 1 level of English and German (mother tongue) and they expect people to be at the same level. Meanwhile we have 3 levels of math courses. I'm in the top one, and also do great at both sciences I take. Not everyone is good with every subject, that's why a lot of people are in lower level math classes. I'm the only person in the top math class in my german class. The other people are worse at math, but better with literature etc. So when I don't do as good at it, I'm told I'm not trying.
Thing is, I actually try in those classes, since it's something I'm not good at. The subjects that I'm good at are where I don't work hard. I find it absolutely ridiculous that it's fine for people to do good in a lower level math course, but a terrible thing for me to be bad (not even. just average) in the only level of language there is.

This makes sense, right? Because my teachers don't seem to understand it.
 
its ****ing ******** that i dropped Carter and added Elias in my fantasy league and waited for a week and just now was like "wtf happened to Elias?" and the wavier never went through and someone else got him. pissed.
 
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