OT Thread XI: Where's the Beef

[PlamsUnlimited]

I'm a late bloomer and am coming into my own and I'm finding a rather nice ability when it comes to attracting girls.

I'm terrible at getting them to stay. I'm like Nash. No finish.

I usually am a good talker and such but I can't pull the trigger. When I do though it's a highlight reel goal for ages. Like Gaborik. (I notice he passes too much now...) I get a hat trick if i pull the trigger.

 

[Krams]

New clothes scheduled to arrive today. Am excited.

 

[Krams]

I'm a late bloomer and am coming into my own and I'm finding a rather nice ability when it comes to attracting girls.

I'm terrible at getting them to stay. I'm like Nash. No finish.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Hopefully I develop even more into my own. Thing is, it coincides with all the weird parts of my head.

I'm aiming for Bond rather than....Bundy.

 

[Staxgod90]

how did 20,000 people vote.... and I've started talking more to girls this year, never gave a **** before now tbh

 

[Krams]

At least you don't have a uni-brow.

Perhaps it is time to seek some professional counseling.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

At least you don't have a uni-brow.

Perhaps it is time to seek some professional counseling.

Yeah, I need to get on that. I've been confronted by my friends and family in short succession over it.

I'd say its a red flag haha.

 

[Krams]

I would recommend seeing a psychologist instead of a psychiatrist. Prescription meds are something to avoid.

 

[Staxgod90]

At least you don't have a uni-brow.

Perhaps it is time to seek some professional counseling.

pluck it?

 

[Krams]

pluck it?

I was referring to Ted Bundy. No way in hell I'd let myself get a unibrow.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Luckily I'm always in the right state of mind when I post.

Or am I?!?!?

 

[16 To Stanley*]

I usually am a good talker and such but I can't pull the trigger. When I do though it's a highlight reel goal for ages. Like Gaborik. (I notice he passes too much now...) I get a hat trick if i pull the trigger.

How old are you? I'm a newb here, but I'm 23 (just turned last week) and just moved to the city. I've literally been on a roll since I moved in. It's exciting but actually a little sad to realize how easy NYC girls really are.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

How old are you? I'm a newb here, but I'm 23 (just turned last week) and just moved to the city. I've literally been on a roll since I moved in. It's exciting but actually a little sad to realize how easy NYC girls really are.

I'm 18 and live out on the farms / in Buffalo

 

[Staxgod90]

I was referring to Ted Bundy. No way in hell I'd let myself get a unibrow.

oh ok, should of remembered that considering we were talking about him in Forensics last week haha

 

[Juzmo]

Luckily I'm always in the right state of mind when I post.

Or am I?!?!?

That would be a negative, Little Nicky.

 

[16 To Stanley*]

I'm 18 and live out on the farms / in Buffalo

You have time. Trust me, 18 is a tough age. Once you start going to bars and stuff, it's a different game.

I'm still learning, but I'm getting much better. Trust me, I'm no Lundqvist either. I'm decent looking, but certainly not model material, or tall

 

[Krams]

I have so much to buy and so little money to purchase with.

 

[Jabroni]

Parker Milner is running away with the votes...

 

[Krams]

Parker Milner is running away with the votes...

Abuse of power.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

You have time. Trust me, 18 is a tough age. Once you start going to bars and stuff, it's a different game.

I'm still learning, but I'm getting much better. Trust me, I'm no Lundqvist either. I'm decent looking, but certainly not model material, or tall

I'm ugly as all hell though. Females I don't date (Who have bf's, and that I have no romatic interest in, etc) say I'm pretty good looking but I don't see it.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Parker Milner is running away with the votes...

You son of a *****, abusing power.

Reported.

 

[16 To Stanley*]

I'm ugly as all hell though. Females I don't date (Who have bf's, and that I have no romatic interest in, etc) say I'm pretty good looking but I don't see it.

Men get better looking with age. I'm sure you'll be fine. It's all about the conversation skills. The toughest part is sealing the deal, but it will come. Practice makes perfect. Are you in high school or college?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I plan on asking a very special HF member if they would be my Valentine for this upcoming Arbor Day.

This is important me. What should I wear?

 

[Krams]

I plan on asking a very special HF member if they would be my Valentine for this upcoming Arbor Day.

This is important me. What should I wear?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

If she says no, I'm asking all of you here instead.