OT Thread Part IX. The "At Least Our Number 9 Won a Cup" Edition

[Machinehead]

I'm trying to become a sponsor right now but first I have to wait til my dad gets home, then I have to start a fight with him over the $12 fee, then he'll say no, then I have to wait hour. After an hour he'll come out of his room and hand me the credit card and yell "DON'T BUY ANYTHING ELSE!!!! "

This is every purchase.

 

[Samuel Culper III]

I have that same fight with myself over most purchases.

 

[Boruto]

How old are you John?

 

[The Gloaming]

I memorized my dad's credit card # long ago.

 

[Boruto]

I memorized my dad's credit card # long ago.

Twist: your in your late 20s with a steady job and stealing from your dad who's collecting a $50,000 credit card debt.

 

[Machinehead]

How old are you John?

21, but I live in his house so its his rules.

I'm working on getting my own card though.

 

[Dangleberry]

Just found my copy of the game and uploaded it... "ON A BREAKAWAY... he missed."

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Thank you, I was literally giggling for a good 5 minutes.

 

[Jabroni]

Been on a bit of a Queensryche kick lately.

Take Hold of the Flame
Queen of the Reich
Walk In The Shadows
Empire
Jet City Woman

 

[Dangleberry]

Did they look at you strangely?

I mean, my take would be, why should they care? They're making money off of you if you're buying their shake.

Honestly, they don't give a ****. Just walk in there like a bawsssss.

 

[Dangleberry]

CHL prospect game is airing on NHL network.

 

[Krams]

Just ate ungodly amounts of duck. Lots of hot food in my stomach. Leather couch. Warm blanket...if I don't post in the next 30 minutes somebody text me at 9146023717 and wake me up, I need to get gasoline before 9:00.

 

[Boruto]

Just ate ungodly amounts of duck. Lots of hot food in my stomach. Leather couch. Warm blanket...if I don't post in the next 30 minutes somebody text me at 9146023717 and wake me up, I need to get gasoline before 9:00.

oooooooo...... how was the duck prepared?

 

[Krams]

oooooooo...... how was the duck prepared?

Sauteed with olive oil, onion, carrot, celery, red wine, chicken stock. Duck ragu.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I think I've given up on girls for awhile. Maybe I'll become a monk or something.

 

[Krams]

I think I've given up on girls for awhile. Maybe I'll become a monk or something.

Weren't you just talking about how you were going out with some girl on New Years, and that you two had mutual interest? Goddamnit BR, how'd you manage to screw that up in two weeks?

 

[Krams]

Is it just me or is Stu Bickel's head far too large for his body?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Weren't you just talking about how you were going out with some girl on New Years, and that you two had mutual interest? Goddamnit BR, how'd you manage to screw that up in two weeks?

You clearly have not hear the Prom story then. Need NYRFAN for that one lol.

We had an extremely volatile, extremely intimate and odd, weird, every ******* word under the sun relationship for a few months. I think I need some stability. I'm too weird sometimes.

 

[Krams]

You clearly have not hear the Prom story then. Need NYRFAN for that one lol.

We had an extremely volatile, extremely intimate and odd, weird, every ******* word under the sun relationship for a few months. I think I need some stability. I'm too weird sometimes.

There's no fun in stability.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

There's no fun in stability.

When you're me, I could use a little structure. I've learned quite a lot about myself over the last year.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

I'm trying to become a sponsor right now but first I have to wait til my dad gets home, then I have to start a fight with him over the $12 fee, then he'll say no, then I have to wait hour. After an hour he'll come out of his room and hand me the credit card and yell "DON'T BUY ANYTHING ELSE!!!! "

This is every purchase.

Same only with my mom! Except I'm scared of her.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

My mother is scary.

 

[Krams]

When you're me, I could use a little structure. I've learned quite a lot about myself over the last year.

Where will Bob Richards find this structure?

 

[Krams]

Same only with my mom! Except I'm scared of her.

You guys just carry around cash?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Where will Bob Richards find this structure?

Hell if I know. Maybe one will fall out of the sky or something.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

You guys just carry around cash?

A little bit. I don't buy much and when I do it's already predetermined