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OT: OT Thread Part IV - Dean Ambrose, please respond.

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NYR2047 said:
does a Hess helicopter count?
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Yeah man, I would love a souvenir. As long as you guys send me a Jet, not a New York Jet though, I have a nice feet that would make Rex Ryan gush over.
 
Well I'm going to tell my story anyway.

So in my calc class, I sit towards the back of the room. One guy, let's call him L, and the other guy, call him K, sit diagonally across from each other right next to me. Another guy, Y, sits at the other side of the room. I'm not really friends with them. They're all friends.

So at the beginning of class, they're all whispering to each other and texting each other. Class starts. With our teacher, you just need to make a peace sign with your hand to ask for permission to go the bathroom, which is right across the hall. L goes to the bathroom. Returns. Smells a little like weed. Has a slight cough. Then K goes to the bathroom and returns shortly after. Then Y goes and returns. If I were the teacher, I would be a little suspicious of 3 students going to the bathroom within a 3 minute time frame. Anyway. Then Y asks L for his water bottle, which is promptly thrown across the room and back. Oh but that's not it. K then proceeds to move his desk like 6 feet back. Teacher still isn't suspicious. LOL. I'm sitting there laughing and trying to concentrate on math. Our teacher likes to randomly call on people to answer the questions. They all do very well with that.

As if that's not enough proof of what is going on, L proceeds to pull a bottle of eyedrops from his bag. And puts them in in the middle of class. Throws the eyedrops to Y who does the same. Nope, no suspicion still. I have never laughed more in math class than at that point.

Yep, that happened.
 
Rangers Fail said:
Well I'm going to tell my story anyway.

So in my calc class, I sit towards the back of the room. One guy, let's call him L, and the other guy, call him K, sit diagonally across from each other right next to me. Another guy, Y, sits at the other side of the room. I'm not really friends with them. They're all friends.

So at the beginning of class, they're all whispering to each other and texting each other. Class starts. With our teacher, you just need to make a peace sign with your hand to ask for permission to go the bathroom, which is right across the hall. L goes to the bathroom. Returns. Smells a little like weed. Has a slight cough. Then K goes to the bathroom and returns shortly after. Then Y goes and returns. If I were the teacher, I would be a little suspicious of 3 students going to the bathroom within a 3 minute time frame. Anyway. Then Y asks L for his water bottle, which is promptly thrown across the room and back. Oh but that's not it. K then proceeds to move his desk like 6 feet back. Teacher still isn't suspicious. LOL. I'm sitting there laughing and trying to concentrate on math. Our teacher likes to randomly call on people to answer the questions. They all do very well with that.

As if that's not enough proof of what is going on, L proceeds to pull a bottle of eyedrops from his bag. And puts them in in the middle of class. Throws the eyedrops to Y who does the same. Nope, no suspicion still. I have never laughed more in math class than at that point.

Yep, that happened.
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Rangers Fail said:
Well I'm going to tell my story anyway.

So in my calc class, I sit towards the back of the room. One guy, let's call him L, and the other guy, call him K, sit diagonally across from each other right next to me. Another guy, Y, sits at the other side of the room. I'm not really friends with them. They're all friends.

So at the beginning of class, they're all whispering to each other and texting each other. Class starts. With our teacher, you just need to make a peace sign with your hand to ask for permission to go the bathroom, which is right across the hall. L goes to the bathroom. Returns. Smells a little like weed. Has a slight cough. Then K goes to the bathroom and returns shortly after. Then Y goes and returns. If I were the teacher, I would be a little suspicious of 3 students going to the bathroom within a 3 minute time frame. Anyway. Then Y asks L for his water bottle, which is promptly thrown across the room and back. Oh but that's not it. K then proceeds to move his desk like 6 feet back. Teacher still isn't suspicious. LOL. I'm sitting there laughing and trying to concentrate on math. Our teacher likes to randomly call on people to answer the questions. They all do very well with that.

As if that's not enough proof of what is going on, L proceeds to pull a bottle of eyedrops from his bag. And puts them in in the middle of class. Throws the eyedrops to Y who does the same. Nope, no suspicion still. I have never laughed more in math class than at that point.

Yep, that happened.
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literally...

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Well I'm happy that HF could provide me with some great thoughtful responses. You guys really do have a way with words.
 
Rangers Fail said:
Well I'm going to tell my story anyway.

So in my calc class, I sit towards the back of the room. One guy, let's call him L, and the other guy, call him K, sit diagonally across from each other right next to me. Another guy, Y, sits at the other side of the room. I'm not really friends with them. They're all friends.

So at the beginning of class, they're all whispering to each other and texting each other. Class starts. With our teacher, you just need to make a peace sign with your hand to ask for permission to go the bathroom, which is right across the hall. L goes to the bathroom. Returns. Smells a little like weed. Has a slight cough. Then K goes to the bathroom and returns shortly after. Then Y goes and returns. If I were the teacher, I would be a little suspicious of 3 students going to the bathroom within a 3 minute time frame. Anyway. Then Y asks L for his water bottle, which is promptly thrown across the room and back. Oh but that's not it. K then proceeds to move his desk like 6 feet back. Teacher still isn't suspicious. LOL. I'm sitting there laughing and trying to concentrate on math. Our teacher likes to randomly call on people to answer the questions. They all do very well with that.

As if that's not enough proof of what is going on, L proceeds to pull a bottle of eyedrops from his bag. And puts them in in the middle of class. Throws the eyedrops to Y who does the same. Nope, no suspicion still. I have never laughed more in math class than at that point.

Yep, that happened.
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I never understood the point of smoking before or during class. Who wants to be in class while high? Unless you have baseball on your TI-83.
 
Crease said:
I never understood the point of smoking before or during class. Who wants to be in class while high? Unless you have baseball on your TI-83.
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They were definitely functional though. It's not like they were blasted. Although I'm sure people would notice.
 
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