NJDevs26
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- Mar 21, 2007
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Four games tomorrow night to begin the action
The stage is really set for this to FINALLY be the year Toronto wins a series and if it's the Lightning they beat, the HYPE will be major. Just because it's the Lightning they're going up against, it almost seems like they might win this series, like some kind of destiny. That beating the back to back cup champion will be when they finally win a series.Lightning in 7
Carolina in 6
Minnesota in 6
Oilers in 6
Tampa and Toronto for me is both sides of … I will believe it when I see it. Meaning, Tampa is the 2 time defending Champ and while they haven’t been as dominate as prior seasons I still think they can turn it on and go on another long run. Toronto just the opposite in that despite the great regular season, they need to prove they can do it in the playoffs.The stage is really set for this to FINALLY be the year Toronto wins a series and if it's the Lightning they beat, the HYPE will be major. Just because it's the Lightning they're going up against, it almost seems like they might win this series, like some kind of destiny. That beating the back to back cup champion will be when they finally win a series.
It feels like Toronto might win this series, but can I really pick them? I'm not so sure. I don't think I can.
The Oilers SHOULD beat LA, like they really should. But their goalies? Mike Smith is a .950% bender over like the last 10 games and that seems to really be due to end any time now.
Can Edmonton really lose to a team coached by LOSER Todd MacLellan, that isn't stacked like most of his Sharks teams were? I don't think they WILL, but that doesn't mean I don't think they CAN.
Minnesota and St. Louis is about as even of a matchup as I can think of, because both teams have real goalie controversy potential. I would like to pick Minnesota here.
Carolina definitely in their series over Boston.
Edmonton reeks of a disappointing first round exit, but against LA this year? If they didn't have the shit bad head coach they do in LA, I would think this definitely an Edmonton first round exit waiting to happen.Boston, Pittsburgh (this is more a hope pick than a brain pick), Florida, Tampa in the East.
Colorado, St. Louis, Calgary, LA in the west.
There needs to be at least one absolutely hilarious upset each year.Edmonton reeks of a disappointing first round exit, but against LA this year? If they didn't have the shit bad head coach they do in LA, I would think this definitely an Edmonton first round exit waiting to happen.
And with THOSE goalies? Mike Smith's .950% is really fixing to end soon enough.
Like I really wanna go back and change my prediction to LA now.
You've sold me.There needs to be at least one absolutely hilarious upset each year.
Toronto over Tampa technically isn’t an upset. Toronto is the higher seed. (Likewise Tampa winning isn’t that funny, it is just a good team beating another).You've sold me.
I'm picking LA to win this series and that does have hilarious upset potential.
I wouldn't really consider Toronto over Tampa a hilarious upset. The only hilarious ones would probably Washington and Nashville. Even Dallas over Calgary wouldn't be hilarious, just because Dallas was in the SCF 2 years ago and Calgary hasn't really even won a round (did they in 2020? I forget?) in quite some time.
Yeah, they have the best player in the league (At least he was this year) and they're due for a series win.Toronto over Tampa technically isn’t an upset. Toronto is the higher seed. (Likewise Tampa winning isn’t that funny, it is just a good team beating another).
I still have Tampa winning (in like 6 or 7), because I think they get a little dirty to turn it into a PP series which basically makes it Vas vs. Campbell.Yeah, they have the best player in the league (At least he was this year) and they're due for a series win.
props for your most creative non-family friendly metaphor yet. You have a future as a stand up comedian if nothing else.My terrible low effort guesses, I mean picks.
Bruins vs Hurricanes:
Wow, this is basically two very talented teams that finish less than a 100 year old man after he swallowed a bottle of anti-depressants. At the same time with Anderson out I’m not sure I like any of their goalies much at all.
Boston, has a masterful team defense that locks downs the neutral ice so teams can’t get anywhere but, surprise!, Carolina, doesn’t care since they dump and chase.
Pick: Hurricanes, but they actually have to score some goals here somehow. (Just more than Boston luckily for them.)
Leafs vs Lightning:
Even if it would be fun for Toronto to shock the world here it’s tough not imagining Tampa eating Campbell alive as they run circles around them in their own zone.
The Leafs depth took a bit hit with Bunting being out, which says a lot about both his amazing season & their lack of depth.
Pick: Leafs, because why the hell not. They made an effort to get all more playoff-y & I want to see the world burn.
Blues vs Wild:
Here’s the complete opposite to Canes/Bruins, a series with two of the puck luckiest teams in the NHL. Pew! Pew!
Eh, I just don’t like the combination of questionable goaltending and terrible PK in the playoffs against a top power play so I’m picking an upset here.
Pick: Blues, though, yes, again, these are terrible picks and this one is particularly iffy.
Oilers vs Kings:
If the Oilers can’t beat this dumb team they should die of shame at some point. It’s of course entirely possible because as they too are dumb team with bad 5v5 defense and scoring that can go shockingly cold.
I can’t pick the Kings, yuck. They can’t score at all. Even the terrible Oilers’ goalies should survive a team this bad at scoring goals.
Pick: Oilers, though god knows they don’t deserve it and are perennially a terrible pick.
I’m only posting these because there’s some nice synergy here as there’s a real chance all of them are wrong.
I really don’t want to pick the Kings to win this series, not with that jackass behind the bench. But I don’t think it’s outlandish to expect the protege of said jackass coach to be an even bigger jackass of a coach.My terrible low effort guesses, I mean picks.
Bruins vs Hurricanes:
Wow, this is basically two very talented teams that finish less than a 100 year old man after he swallowed a bottle of anti-depressants. At the same time with Anderson out I’m not sure I like any of their goalies much at all.
Boston, has a masterful team defense that locks downs the neutral ice so teams can’t get anywhere but, surprise!, Carolina, doesn’t care since they dump and chase.
Pick: Hurricanes, but they actually have to score some goals here somehow. (Just more than Boston luckily for them.)
Leafs vs Lightning:
Even if it would be fun for Toronto to shock the world here it’s tough not imagining Tampa eating Campbell alive as they run circles around them in their own zone.
The Leafs depth took a bit hit with Bunting being out, which says a lot about both his amazing season & their lack of depth.
Pick: Leafs, because why the hell not. They made an effort to get all more playoff-y & I want to see the world burn.
Blues vs Wild:
Here’s the complete opposite to Canes/Bruins, a series with two of the puck luckiest teams in the NHL. Pew! Pew!
Eh, I just don’t like the combination of questionable goaltending and terrible PK in the playoffs against a top power play so I’m picking an upset here.
Pick: Blues, though, yes, again, these are terrible picks and this one is particularly iffy.
Oilers vs Kings:
If the Oilers can’t beat this dumb team they should die of shame at some point. It’s of course entirely possible because as they too are dumb team with bad 5v5 defense and scoring that can go shockingly cold.
I can’t pick the Kings, yuck. They can’t score at all. Even the terrible Oilers’ goalies should survive a team this bad at scoring goals.
Pick: Oilers, though god knows they don’t deserve it and are perennially a terrible pick.
I’m only posting these because there’s some nice synergy here as there’s a real chance all of them are wrong.
The award for the biggest jackass assistant to leave his jackass coach's staff and be an even bigger jackass should be named after Eric Mangini.I really don’t want to pick the Kings to win this series, not with that jackass behind the bench. But I don’t think it’s outlandish to expect the protege of said jackass coach to be an even bigger jackass of a coach.
And he’s almost definitely gonna win the Jackass Adams award if it’s not Gallant. I’d have to assume the three finalists will be him, Gallant and Andrew Brunette. Brunette took over the Panthers after I think it was 7 games and they still won more games with him than all but maybe a couple other teams won the entire season.
Although I’m sure all the “John Hynes isn’t a great coach blah blah blah” people are gonna be upset when Hynes isn’t a finalist. And why would he be? They were expected to be in the playoffs or close enough to them by most people and they barely made it in with the last wild card spot. The Kings and Rangers weren’t expected to do shit.
Sorry to disappoint the cult of Hynes (not the poster of the same name) but you got a better chance of Scott Wedgewood winning a playoff game this year than Hynes getting named a Jackass Adams finalist.
I don’t think there’s a cult of Hynes anywhere and I don’t know how many say “great” about him.I really don’t want to pick the Kings to win this series, not with that jackass behind the bench. But I don’t think it’s outlandish to expect the protege of said jackass coach to be an even bigger jackass of a coach.
And he’s almost definitely gonna win the Jackass Adams award if it’s not Gallant. I’d have to assume the three finalists will be him, Gallant and Andrew Brunette. Brunette took over the Panthers after I think it was 7 games and they still won more games with him than all but maybe a couple other teams won the entire season.
Although I’m sure all the “John Hynes isn’t a great coach blah blah blah” people are gonna be upset when Hynes isn’t a finalist. And why would he be? They were expected to be in the playoffs or close enough to them by most people and they barely made it in with the last wild card spot. The Kings and Rangers weren’t expected to do shit.
Sorry to disappoint the cult of Hynes (not the poster of the same name) but you got a better chance of Scott Wedgewood winning a playoff game this year than Hynes getting named a Jackass Adams finalist.