Olli Jokinen Going Viral with A Beauty of Rant

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It always blew my mind when he all of a sudden had long ass hair. I thought he was legitimately bald, then bam, hair down to his ass
See this is what happens when you don't pay attention. Olli Jokinen is probably the hockey player that has gone through the most transformations of any hockey player ever.

We had teenage Olli:
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We had badass Olli:
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We had bald Olli:
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We had mohawk Olli:
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We has mustache Olli:
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We had mediocre Olli:
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We had Canadian Olli:
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We had mullet Olli:
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We had feminine Olli:
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We had flow Olli:
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We had washed up Olli:
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We had sleazy manager Olli:
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We had ginger Olli:
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We had scary coach Olli:
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We had retired pornstar Olli:
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Right now it looks like we're getting the Walter White Olli:
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See this is what happens when you don't pay attention. Olli Jokinen is probably the hockey player that has gone through the most transformations of any hockey player ever.

We had teenage Olli:
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We had badass Olli:
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We had bald Olli:
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We had mohawk Olli:
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We has mustache Olli:
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We had mediocre Olli:
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We had Canadian Olli:
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We had mullet Olli:
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We had feminine Olli:
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We had flow Olli:
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We had washed up Olli:
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We had sleazy manager Olli:
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We had ginger Olli:
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We had scary coach Olli:
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We had retired pornstar Olli:
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Right now it looks like we're getting the Walter White Olli:
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If the team doesn't pick up their game, we will see Heisenberg Olli.
 
See this is what happens when you don't pay attention. Olli Jokinen is probably the hockey player that has gone through the most transformations of any hockey player ever.

We had teenage Olli:
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We had badass Olli:
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We had bald Olli:
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We had mohawk Olli:
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We has mustache Olli:
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We had mediocre Olli:
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We had Canadian Olli:
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We had mullet Olli:
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We had feminine Olli:
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We had flow Olli:
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We had washed up Olli:
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We had sleazy manager Olli:
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We had ginger Olli:
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We had scary coach Olli:
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We had retired pornstar Olli:
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Right now it looks like we're getting the Walter White Olli:
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If there was a post of the year award. I would nominate this.
 
See this is what happens when you don't pay attention. Olli Jokinen is probably the hockey player that has gone through the most transformations of any hockey player ever.

We had teenage Olli:
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We had badass Olli:
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We had bald Olli:
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We had mohawk Olli:
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We has mustache Olli:
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We had mediocre Olli:
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We had Canadian Olli:
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We had mullet Olli:
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We had feminine Olli:
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We had flow Olli:
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We had washed up Olli:
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We had sleazy manager Olli:
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We had ginger Olli:
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We had scary coach Olli:
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We had retired pornstar Olli:
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Right now it looks like we're getting the Walter White Olli:
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Can you believe the range this same actor as in his many acclaimed movies?!
 
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Olli v. Chicken girl. Those were fun times, when gif tech was raw and new, and photoshop was a thing.
That thread was my personal all time favorite on HFBoards, it just took a life of its own.
There were some fantastic graphic artists onboard at the time, if I could only remember their names.
 
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Olli v. Chicken girl. Those were fun times, when gif tech was raw and new, and photoshop was a thing.
That thread was my personal all time favorite on HFBoards, it just took a life of its own.
There were some fantastic graphic artists onboard at the time, if I could only remember their names.

For names, one of the all-time greats on this board with his Photoshop thread contributions was Moen in Glory. Man I miss that guy. I wonder where he went.
 
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I remember Jokinen talking about Gretzky as a coach. How Gretzky would get in his ear on the bench and ask him why he made a certain direct play when, if he delayed, he had an open defenseman coming two waves of players later. And Olli was like, because I'm stupid coach, nobody but you, Wayne Gretzky, can see that play, especially while on the ice with the puck. That's why he wasn't a great coach, because he was too good to relate to players who didn't have his vision.

Most hockey players don't seem to be able to perceive and articulate things like that. Seems like he definitely has the mind and disposition of a good coach.
 
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