Post-Game Talk: Old Joe the Science Bro

[SnowblindNYR]

This team gave up as soon as Shesterkin gave up the most inexcusable goal I've seen in my 23 years of watching hockey. That goal makes the Georgiev goal where he fell look like an unstoppable tap in from in front of the net. I've never seen a goalie pick up his glove for absolutely no reason without a whistle. The team gave up because if Shesterkin doesn't want to play professional hockey why should they.

 

[duhmetreE]

Panarin Tro Laffy
Cuylle Zibs Kakko
Kreider Bonino Wheeler

have to snap Zibs out of this shithole he's in. Getting him away from Kreider is the 1st option/solution.

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

I assume at some point Mika will come online so I’m not particularly worried about him (not that I have a choice)

The bottom of the lineup is also going to be an issue that has to be addressed. Goodrow being bought can’t come fast enough.

And Drury should trade Schneider at the deadline before the league finds out he’s bad and as dumb as a rock

 

[will1066]

Igor and Zibs shit play finally caught up with us.

Panarin Tro Laffy were buzzing.... didn't get the puck in the net

Laffy looked all world in the 1st

Doesn't look like Wheeler can help those two. Back to Kakko with them? Or send Vesey?

 

[Machinehead]

Blaming Goodrow and Schneider when you're 9 million dollar first center is basically the only first line center in hockey without an ES goal. Good stuff

I'll blame Goodrow for shit the Yankees do. He sucks ass.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

$8.5 million

$8.5 million for a ing Swedish caveman who has mustered a total of 1 God damn point in the last 7 games!

$8.5 million!

"Oh, but he had a kid."

...Is it dead?

Martin St. Louis' mother died. Backs against the wall against the Pens. Down 3-1. He rallied. They rallied behind that loss and went to the SCF.

So...f***ING TELL ME WHAT'S UP OUR 1C'S TWAT?!

I wanna bite a God damned Rottweiler!!

 

[CasusBelli]

Maybe it was just a dream….

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(You gotta be old enough to get this one…)

 

[2Leetch_94]

This team gave up as soon as Shesterkin gave up the most inexcusable goal I've seen in my 23 years of watching hockey. That goal makes the Georgiev goal where he fell look like an unstoppable tap in from in front of the net. I've never seen a goalie pick up his glove for absolutely no reason without a whistle. The team gave up because if Shesterkin doesn't want to play professional hockey why should they.

Let it all out. You'll feel better. Maybe.

 

[Tob]

@EdJovanovski Go make a main board thread declaring Zibanejad's career as a life concern.

 

[Machinehead]

4-0 game after Tanner II couldn't manage skating the bench without JFK'ing somebody with his stick.

 

[bl02]

I'll blame Goodrow for shit the Yankees do. He sucks ass.

so does our first line center. Kinda like blaming the 8th man in the lineup If Aaron Judge goes 50 games with a homerun while hitting .067

 

[Machinehead]

@EdJovanovski Go make a main board thread declaring Zibanejad's career as a life concern.

Don't do that.

 

[duhmetreE]

Doesn't look like Wheeler can help those two. Back to Kakko with them? Or send Vesey?

separate them. They 'go through the motions' way too much.

 

[ReddestRum]

Also, can I have an entire bingo card full of, "Zbad shoots it wide!" on the PP?

Why does he always have to do a full blown windup?

 

[CasusBelli]

$8.5 million

$8.5 million for a ing Swedish caveman who has mustered a total of 1 God damn point in the last 7 games!

$8.5 million!

"Oh, but he had a kid."

...Is it dead?

Martin St. Louis' mother died. Backs against the wall against the Pens. Down 3-1. He rallied. They rallied behind that loss and went to the SCF.

So...f***ING TELL ME WHAT'S UP OUR 1C'S TWAT?!

I wanna bite a God damned Rottweiler!!

 

[mas0764]

Yeah we will regret that Zibanejad contract eventually.

 

[will1066]

Yo that was NOT an F3 effort in P3!

 

[Machinehead]

so does our first line center. Kinda like blaming the 8th man in the lineup If Aaron Judge goes 50 games with a homerun while hitting .067

If the 8th man in the lineup belongs in Double-A and he's in there because you gave him a bunch of money for no reason, I'm going to bring him up too,

 

[Boris Zubov]

This team gave up as soon as Shesterkin gave up the most inexcusable goal I've seen in my 23 years of watching hockey. That goal makes the Georgiev goal where he fell look like an unstoppable tap in from in front of the net. I've never seen a goalie pick up his glove for absolutely no reason without a whistle. The team gave up because if Shesterkin doesn't want to play professional hockey why should they.

Yes! I love these posts almost as much as I love Prof Avgaard.

 

[Clark Kellogg]

Black Holes of the Game:

1) Schneider and Jones. they just can’t play together.

2) Goodrow, Gustafsson and Vesey. Lazy plays that lead to goals against.

3) Igor Shesterkin. Had a stinker.

Honorable mention. The two linesman. Drop the puck already!

 

[ReddestRum]

Lavy with questionable decisions in that 3rd. Really questionable decisions.

K’Andre Miller with an all time idiot play trying a between the legs play at the offensive blueline off a tough pass from a teammate when the team is up 2-0. Its a selfish play that doesn’t win you games and won’t win you a cup. Be f***ing smarter and dump the puck into a corner. Live to fight another day.

I don't think he was trying to do that. That pass was f***ing horrendous and when I paused it on the TV, Miller was almost twisted around trying to handle it. Miller sucked tonight, but Vesey should've just played it deep.

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Sloppy game against a good team on the road usually means a loss. On to Pittsburgh.

 

[bl02]

If the 8th man in the lineup belongs in Double-A and he's in there because you gave him a bunch of money for no reason, I'm going to bring him up too,

sure but not bringing up the man who is supposed to be leading your offense is questionable at best. Forget about not even scoring he hasn't even looked remotely dangerous or interested.

 

[mike14]

Mika and CK are giving us nothing and the 1st line just doesn't work. That miss from CK was horrible.
Probably Cuylle's worst game for the season, his timing was off all night.
Jones and Schneider just don't work together

 

[duhmetreE]

Black Holes of the Game:

1) Schneider and Jones. they just can’t play together.

2) Goodrow, Gustafsson and Vesey. Lazy plays that lead to goals against.

3) Igor Shesterkin. Had a stinker.

Honorable mention. The two linesman. Drop the puck already!

Jones cannot play against bigger teams that crash the net. He was horrendous

Schneider had a bad play with trying to play the puck in the neutral zone but Jones is just a liability in front of the net