Official Tank Thread

[Nedved]

Not happening

everyone said the same thing about Demidov. you never know.

 

[1909]

25-25-5…. 27 games to go. I hope they gonna win some more and finish 36-36-10. But with MSL + injuries + possible trades, it might be very difficult. I certainly would like to see some sparks from youngsters like Slaf and Dach.

 

[Jurivan Demidovsky]

everyone said the same thing about Demidov. you never know.

The reason being he's from Russia and KHL concerns etc. There's no Russians in those top players.

 

[SwiftyHab]

 

[HabsCode]

PHI and STL both won their game today, making them tied with us, PIT and UTA. Its now a 5-tie for 7th last.

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

A Kraken win today would be a double win for the Habs

 

[red devil]

A Kraken win today would be a double win for the Habs

Calgary is only 4 points up on 10th spot and have a tough 6 game road trip right after the 4 Nations

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

Calgary is only 4 points up on 10th spot and have a tough 6 game road trip right after the 4 Nations

Ahh shit didn't think it was that close.

Ot loss then

 

[HabsCode]

An Anaheim win against LAK would be great. Than we need an UTA win tomorrow and obviously a Habs loss .

At this point the 6th last spot would be well within range.

edit: Buffalo got their 5th goal retired shit. Was hoping for a win from them against the lowly Preds.

BTW we are tied with Flyers for 3rd worst last 10 games record in the league.

 

[rahad]

Ahh shit didn't think it was that close.

Ot loss then

So many weak team in the West. They can easily go from playoff to bottom 10 lol.

 

[Jurivan Demidovsky]

 

[the]

Every loss I’m more confident that Evans is getting dealt.

Was there any doubts? We are lucky he’s having a career year. Hugo are all about maximizing a players trade value. If we didn’t keep Monahan last year there’s no chance in hell we are keeping a much inferior player this year.

He’s gone and we will get a quality asset due to his good play this season.

It's refreshing for a change to have an asset that's peaking at the right time instead of having all those players who's value tanked throughout the years.

 

[McGees]

I don’t think we tanked hard enough this year to sniff the top 5. If we are lucky and full tank from here we may get to 7-10, but names like Misa, Martone and Desnoyers are not gonna be in our wheelhouse. Need new targets.

Thank you.

 

[HabsCode]

I don’t think we tanked hard enough this year to sniff the top 5. If we are lucky and full tank from here we may get to 7-10, but names like Misa, Martone and Desnoyers are not gonna be in our wheelhouse. Need new targets.

Thank you.

What you mean if we get lucky we might get 10-7? we are already tied with 5 teams for 7th last.

 

[McGees]

What you mean if we get lucky we might get 10-7? we are already tied with 5 teams for 7th last.

yes...5 horrible teams, it is hard to out tank the other tankers.

 

[HabsCode]

yes...5 horrible teams, it is hard to out tank the other tankers.

I'm confident they are bad enough for it.

 

[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

yes...5 horrible teams, it is hard to out tank the other tankers.

we actually managed to out suck Arizona 3 years ago.

 

[Nedved]

Kraken and sabres are possible teams that pass us. Best case is 4th, worst case we get hot and end up 14th.

 

[HabsCode]

Kraken and sabres are possible teams that pass us. Best case is 4th, worst case we get hot and end up 14th.

I think realistically it's #5 we aim for. If we pick 5 for a 3rd time in a row you take that, run and hope 4 top 5 pick in 4 years is enough to have build a strong foundation for years to come.

But allow me to be sceptical.

 

[red devil]

Ahh shit didn't think it was that close.

Ot loss then

You called it , Flames lose in OT

 

[HabsCode]

Anaheim wins it in OT! Overall great night for the tank.

 

[HabsCode]

The state of affairs after tonights game:

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

The state of affairs after tonights game:

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We're only +2 win+/- over 6th last in the league. +5 over 4th and 5th last. A top 4 pick is still possible.

 

[SwiftyHab]

It’s the year, 2045. AI Robots are serving me a cup of tea as I read about Trump’s 9th term annexation of Narnia.

I spin the virtual Tankathon wheel and land on Shooter McGavin Jr. I’m hopeful we finally land our missing superstar. The Habs rebuild season 25 in 3D is playing on Crave. I hopelessly yell at the mods that we should shut down Tank Thread but @Lafleurs Guy has now made it the HFBoards landing page.
@Grate n Colorful Oz thinks were Only 4 more years of tanking from making the playoffs.
@Adam Michaels has become a best selling author now with his 30 volumes of losing strategies for the Habs

I finish my tea, exit the simulation, and go do the only think that makes me happy anymore - making love to my virtual robot wife.

 

[Grate n Colorful Oz]

It’s the year, 2045. AI Robots are serving me a cup of tea as I read about Trump’s 9th term annexation of Narnia.

I spin the virtual Tankathon wheel and land on Shooter McGavin Jr. I’m hopeful we finally land our missing superstar. The Habs rebuild season 25 in 3D is playing on Crave. I hopelessly yell at the mods that we should shut down Tank Thread but @Lafleurs Guy has now made it the HFBoards landing page.
@Grate n Colorful Oz thinks were Only 4 more years of tanking from making the playoffs.
@Adam Michaels has become a best selling author now with his 30 volumes of losing strategies for the Habs

I finish my tea, exit the simulation, and go do the only think that makes me happy anymore - making love to my virtual robot wife.

Cheapshot. I've repeated often that it would take at least 5 drafts, but my patience will run low after next season, which will be our 5th rebuild draft.

I know you're trying to be funny, I get it, but it's already tiresome to constantly face the same lame misrepresentations by the hordes who can't balance their view and lash out because they can't get their ego fix from the team winning.

Don't worry though, i still like you.