OT: Off Topic XXI - It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine)

[Lunatik]

We should trade for Anthony Rizzo to add him to our bullpen

 

[Anglesmith]

0 hits and 0 earned runs for Berggen. Must've been a good outing.

 

[Lunatik]

Fair. The way I'd characterize this streak is that basically it doesn't matter what happens for 8 innings. They're going to find a way to turn it into a loss.

For what it's worth, they did put their best arm on the mound for the save... and he went full potato.

Chatwood is on me, I added him in my fantasy league yesterday

 

[Anglesmith]

Chatwood is on me, I added him in my fantasy league yesterday

Oof.

 

[Lunatik]

Oof.

I have a rebuilding team and had already easily lost this week, but the curse is real. Last time I added Chatwood he went on the IR

 

[Anglesmith]

Oh look, the strike zone has expanded.

 

[Lunatik]

Chatwood and Bergen owe Rolex's to Rnadall and Ryu for this shit in the 9th

 

[Lunatik]

Agree 100% with Siddell. I actually really like him as an analyst.

 

[Anglesmith]

The Jays should be 3-2 in the last five. Three games where they were a half inning or less from victory and failed to execute. They are 0-5 due to embarrassing lack of composure. Hopefully it ends soon.

 

[Lunatik]

Thornton getting the start this morning as the opener, Stripling will follow him up. Let's hope Thornton can give us another good appearance.

 

[Lunatik]

Bases loaded walk, the Blue Jays special. After 2 really close 3-2 pitches called balls on back to back batters, Pete Walker gives it to the Ump and gets tossed.

Now frst pitch to Wendle as I typed that is a grand slam. 5-0, all because of another f***ing 2 out error.

 

[Anglesmith]

I hate how it's impossible to see the path of the ball on these monster home runs at this park.

 

[Lunatik]

I hate how it's impossible to see the path of the ball on these monster home runs at this park.

Unfortunately I don't think Buffalo is any better in that regard

 

[Anglesmith]

Top of the order can't put the ball in play after a leadoff triple. This team is killing me.

 

[Lunatik]

Top of the order can't put the ball in play after a leadoff triple. This team is killing me.

They're so mentally fragile right now, they really need something big to go there way.

 

[Anglesmith]

You've got to be kidding me.

 

[Lunatik]

Vlad goes bang.

 

[Lunatik]

You've got to be kidding me.

Just in time to blow it in the 9th

 

[Anglesmith]

Just in time to blow it in the 9th

I look forward to the inevitable bases loaded walk.

 

[Lunatik]

I look forward to the inevitable bases loaded walk.

Maybe Trent got it out of our system early?

 

[Lunatik]

Buck brings up a good point. Chicken Strips made this comeback possible with a great outing.

 

[Anglesmith]

Oh look, the pitch that was a ball earlier rings up Davis. Give me robo umps.

 

[Lunatik]

Oh look, the pitch that was a ball earlier rings up Davis. Give me robo umps.

Yeah, I give umps credit for their work calling outs at the bases they are astonishingly good at at calling very close plays, but for balls and strikes I want robo umps.

 

[Anglesmith]

Semien!

 

[Lunatik]

Semien!!!!