Off topic thread **** numbers, cyclists, and dentists who shoot lions

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

Anyone else live in Kern County? Scary situation going on out by Bakersfield.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Anyone else live in Kern County? Scary situation going on out by Bakersfield.

What's going on?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

this man knows wahts up. i get to lettuce wraps 1-2x/mo and have used the gochujang before but not for that but i can def see how it would work. hi5

hi5.

 

[Gentle Ben Ken0bi]

What's going on?

Nothing much, just a **** load of fires.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

It looks like there is a massive manhunt going on up there

http://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/man...killing-one-kidnapping-three-injuring-n403986

 

[Reclamation Project]

Imagine if he was watching them while they were doing that news segment. Eerie.

 

[Gentle Ben Ken0bi]

It looks like there is a massive manhunt going on up there

http://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/man...killing-one-kidnapping-three-injuring-n403986

Oh that little thing. It is Dorner all over again.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Amateurs.

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/apparently-in-north-korea-ejection-seat-doilies-are-all-1722262589

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Amateurs.

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/apparently-in-north-korea-ejection-seat-doilies-are-all-1722262589

Lol! Those crazy North Koreans

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

It looks like there is a massive manhunt going on up there

http://www.nbcnews.com/dateline/man...killing-one-kidnapping-three-injuring-n403986

Yeah the manhunt is what I meant. It's not terribly surprising, Kern County is a strange place.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Yeah the manhunt is what I meant. It's not terribly surprising, Kern County is a strange place.

Concur. Are you in Bakersfield?

 

[Gentle Ben Ken0bi]

I think Mithnesses lives in The Bakerfield, relaxed monkey laws and all I do not blame him.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I think Mithnesses lives in The Bakerfield, relaxed monkey laws and all I do not blame him.

Mitchnesses lives at the Santana Zoo
























This is pretty awesome

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/scie...s-uncover-entrance-biblical-city-gath-n404016

A massive gate unearthed in Israel may have marked the entrance to a biblical city that, at its heyday, was the biggest metropolis in the region.

The town, called Gath, was occupied until the ninth century B.C. In biblical accounts, the Philistines — the mortal enemies of the Israelites — ruled the city. The Old Testament also describes Gath as the home of Goliath, the giant warrior whom the Israelite King David felled with a slingshot.

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

Concur. Are you in Bakersfield?

No I'm in Rosamond which is right on the border of Kern and LA counties. Never had any serious problems out here but every now and then something like this happens around Bakersfield and the more middle of no where areas.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

No I'm in Rosamond which is right on the border of Kern and LA counties. Never had any serious problems out here but every now and then something like this happens around Bakersfield and the more middle of no where areas.

Smart man.

I lived in Bakersfield once.....once!

 

[Mitchnesses]

Boba misses Bakersfield!

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Boba misses Bakersfield!

I miss Bakersfield like you miss living in a trailer park in the inland empire

 

[Mitchnesses]

Bakersfield's Finest!

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Bakersfield's Finest!

Let's not forget what happened last year in Bakersfield

 

[Mitchnesses]

I miss Bakersfield like you miss living in a trailer park in the inland empire

I do miss being able to wear my wife beater shirts in the open without judgement.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I do miss being able to wear my wife beater shirts in the open without judgement.

I miss being able to park on your lawn

 

[Mitchnesses]

I miss being able to park on your lawn

Was nice having you park close so I can toss my Natural Light cans at your car.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Was nice having you park close so I can toss my Natural Light cans at your car.

I am just happy that you stop drooling and that we have your drinking better beers now

 

[Mitchnesses]

I also miss my lawn ornaments.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

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