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Ron said:
"I once f***-loved the 'thug life'
Then I had the f***ing espisodic 'strug life'
Now I am fortunately living the f***ing snuggling 'hug life'
F***
F***" â„¢

Rap Lyrics by Ron, August 2015
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You're about to witness the enigma that is ADT

Straight Outta Pomona
Crazy tea server called ADT
From that gang that sits down when they pee.

He doesn't make sense
He's really tense.
Bruno Mars videos are his offence.
 
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Ron said:
"I once f***-loved the 'thug life'
Then I had the f***ing espisodic 'strug life'
Now I am fortunately living the f***ing snuggling 'hug life'
F***
F***" â„¢

Rap Lyrics by Ron, August 2015
Rated "E" for Explicit
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Ron said:
That's funny as hell.

If a true story, I am wondering if he really wants to meet up with her after that detailed litany that pretty much slammed the door shut on any chance of that happening.
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I'm going to assume you don't say a chick farts like a clydesdale if you want her to message you back.
 
Reclamation Project said:
When she's got that perfect booty for viewing, but she stinks...

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He's so keen-o for Beef-reeno, what a delicious cuisine-ooo. That was a hilarious episode. I believe it was the one where George tried to get the marble rye up to the bedroom by using a fishing rod. :laugh:

T-minus one week to "fear the walking dead" premier. :yo:

Who farts in Kroger? Especially in the breads section..that was funny as heck to read. My wife wasn't amused as much as I was. I told her to leave the room, very disappointed in her.

I think I might use that at my next spoken word performance.
 
kovacro said:
Who farts in Kroger? Especially in the breads section..that was funny as heck to read. My wife wasn't amused as much as I was. I told her to leave the room, very disappointed in her.
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Lol


I think I might use that at my next spoken word performance.
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Do you do stand up?
 
"When the Northridge earthquake knocked out most power lines in Los Angeles in 1994, the local observatory started getting phone calls: What was the "strange sky" they had seen that night? With the lights out, people were seeing stars like the Milky Way for the first time—and as city dwellers, the sight was unrecognizable."

Always funny hearing that.

Great project - http://www.fastcoexist.com/3045328/...t-sky-we-cant-see-anymore?utm_source=facebook
 
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