Captain Mittens*
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Well shucks. I had been planning on going on a Mickey & Mallory type killing spree in an effort to cash in on the 7 figure reward money for turning myself in.
Time to think of my next money making scheme. How about a restaurant that only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches called P, B & J's? Or a pizza place where you get to make your own pizza. We give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it up in the air. Then you get to put your sauce, you get to sprinkle your cheese and then you slide it into the oven. Who wants to invest? People really want to make their own pizza pie.
The easiest way to make a quick buck
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