Tanking is at least entertaining, and it gives us something to rally around (rather than apathetically flailing around to end up only slightly better than last place). I also feel that we have some capable tank commanders on this team. Okposo already eats up a ton of salary, and we already trot out Scandella and Sobotka on a nightly basis. Maybe we could bring Matty Moulson back? Is he still under contract? Girgs and Larsson know the deal, and they can't score anyway.
The real challenge is getting Dahlin to buy into the rebuild, but hell, let him pick out all the Swedes he wants on the team for the next couple of years. We could play the Swedish National Anthem every night, along with the US and Canadian.