Night Ends With Being Attacked By a Medieval Flail

[Bee Sheriff]

You drove away when you realized a chain weilding psycho was coming at you, then you turned around to **** with him and realized you were outmatched because the chain was actually a flail. Either your story is like swiss cheese or you're trolling.

you realize that we can just stay a safe distance away from him right? Then when he attempts to get closer, just drive away? Duh?

 

[Bubba Thudd]

you realize that we can just stay a safe distance away from him right? Then when he attempts to get closer, just drive away? Duh?

If that's the case, why were you in danger a second time?

 

[Bones Malone]

People not named Chippah should be able to realize that cars have a thing called a gas pedal that you can use to just leave places whenever you want

What the **** are you trying to say? You drove away, but then went back to **** with him. You knew he had the chain the first time, so why would you go back?

 

[Bee Sheriff]

If that's the case, why were you in danger a second time?

A maniac was running at us with a flail

no more semantics, the story remains

 

[Bones Malone]

A maniac was running at us with a flail

no more semantics, the story remains

Doesn't your pea brain realize that you could just drive away when he got close though?

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Doesn't your pea brain realize that you could just drive away when he got close though?

You realize that i have said like five times now that that is exactly what we did?

 

[Bones Malone]

Why would you even go back there knowing there was some chain wielding psycho? Just remove yourself from the situation entirely and be done with it. Instead you stupidly put yourself in danger.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Chippah's brain? Wack.

My brain? Tight as ****

 

[Bubba Thudd]

To be fair, RV wasn't driving -- his buddy was. RV was just along for the ride.

 

[Bones Malone]

You realize that i have said like five times now that that is exactly what we did?

So you weren't really in danger the second time? You're just exaggerating to make your story seem more thrilling?

 

[Bee Sheriff]

To be fair, RV wasn't driving -- his buddy was. RV was just along for the ride.

This is very true. There was a good 5 seconds of me telling my buddy to ****ing go and him saying no. He didn't even realize the guy had a flail until we were already gone and i told him. He claims he thought the guy was just swinging his arms

 

[Bubba Thudd]

It was actually a kid with a yoyo, not a lunatic with a flail.

 

[Bones Malone]

"We could just drive away if someone came at us, nbd"

"We were in such danger, someone came at us"

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

It's too bad you guys got scared of someone with a flail and left before seeing any machete wielding horror clowns that normally accompany meth addicts toting a flail. They usually travel in packs, strange that you only saw guy with the flail.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

"Come flail away, come flail away, come flail away with me"

 

[irunthepeg]

To be fair, RV wasn't driving -- his buddy was. RV was just along for the ride.

huh???

 

[Bubba Thudd]

huh???

It wasn't Royal Villager's choice to drive at the perpetrator. He was sitting shotgun (funny term for someone who doesn't use firearms).

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Are you stupid

on two seperate occasions he ran directly at our car, the first time being extremely close. We only "weren't in immediate danger" because we were in a car and he was on foot

No you're the idiot.

You could say he attacked you if he had actually hit you or the car with the flail. But since he didn't...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Hammettf2b]

"Come flail away, come flail away, come flail away with me"

Quality post right there sir.

 

[izzy]

Stay Safe!

 

[sully1410]

Should have chosen pikachu.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

No you're the idiot.

You could say he attacked you if he had actually hit you or the car with the flail. But since he didn't...

Are you stupid

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Is that a question? Needs one of these -> ?